Apparently, the Greek tax people have been a bit buggered in their quest to get more cash from the Greek people. Yes, they have run out of ink to print tax demands.
Is this taking the piss or what?
And although we, in the UK, are not in the Eurozone, we are going to be fucked into next Tuesday to pay for it all.
Thanks Cameron. You wanker.
Thanks Clegg. You twatting fart-sucker.
Thanks Labour. You have done more to fuck this country into next Tuesday than anybody ever – apart from the vile Ted Heath who took us into the fucking system in the first place.
Which is why I say : lampposts and pianowire!
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