tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50181328526625766832024-02-07T17:17:04.807+00:00Angry Ranting ManVery angry about everything!Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.comBlogger400125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-33963494115839531482019-01-01T22:13:00.002+00:002019-01-01T22:13:55.588+00:00Bloody HellIt is 2019 now.
Er.Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-48111460150540990022016-03-30T19:04:00.001+01:002016-03-30T19:04:32.998+01:00Gosh is it 2016 already?I’m not really that angry about much these days, apart from f*cking recruitment agencies who just don’t bother their arses to return your calls….
Aside from that, rather happy.
Fish and spuds for tea tonight. Woo hoo!
Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-34565346190099085852015-09-15T16:26:00.001+01:002015-09-15T16:26:23.345+01:0010 Times in Two Years?<p>I don’t know what’s more sad. That you have sex 10 times in two years with a blindfold on for “some reason” and never touch things, and not notice a pair of boobs and no nuts, or you actually think you can get away with it!</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-yQiQ9lXtk04/Vfg4mB5wxqI/AAAAAAAADjs/zpF-PG-p_kA/s1600-h/image%25255B3%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_kmX4GOP4C8/Vfg4nR9r7II/AAAAAAAADj0/pY1BLPuYEYc/image_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="486" height="219"></a></p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-26953201561859654922015-08-21T21:10:00.001+01:002015-08-21T21:10:44.157+01:00Love you for a thousand years…<p>And for a thousand more…..</p> <p>Not posted for a while, but now we are together as God intended.</p> <p>My love is infinite. And more.</p> <p>Thank you.</p> <p>For everything that has been.</p> <p>And for everything that will be.</p> <p>Until our end.</p> <p>And that’s just the beginning…..</p> <p>Eternity.</p> <p>Together.</p> <p>Love.</p> <p>*hugs*</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-45609332743336052942015-04-25T13:45:00.001+01:002015-04-25T13:45:11.031+01:00Not much to be angry about this year<p>Well, the last few years have been full of angry posts with shouting at politicians, people who don’t know how to spell etc, but now I am a bit more serene.</p> <p>Must have been something to do with the Easter Vigil. Or maybe not.</p> <p>Anyway, I’m looking forward to another lovely Ireland holiday this July.</p> <p>But my Clare has said we can’t go and camp at Father Ted’s house. What a blue meanie!</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-65761708882285296512014-12-19T19:23:00.001+00:002015-04-25T13:41:52.072+01:00Disabled!<p>Yes, thanks to the wonderous EU lawyer bastards, the following two picture are to be given equal rights….</p> <p> </p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-vgA93goOfzA/VJR7JwJZFiI/AAAAAAAABFo/uQylQqAuBbA/s1600-h/image%25255B2%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-eO9iomnwqDk/VJR7K9J6oiI/AAAAAAAABFw/tlNFB5meFlg/image_thumb.png?imgmax=800" width="244" height="231"></a></p> <p>DISABLED GENTLEMAN DUE TO PIES AND CRISPS</p> <p> </p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-XRozOswNlz0/VJR7MOGhU4I/AAAAAAAABF4/WSUhWSaB_5A/s1600-h/image%25255B5%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-FqBtp2XnXqg/VJR7M_WPaiI/AAAAAAAABGA/QCrl_e69FzE/image_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="235" height="244"></a></p> <p>WORKSHY LAYABOUT CHAV</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Oh isn’t it lovely!!!!</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-23256836662340377742014-09-13T12:45:00.001+01:002014-09-13T12:45:14.256+01:00Tesco substitution goes metal<p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-Nljg0StX3l0/VBQuQTz75SI/AAAAAAAABCo/vcYV42hATLM/s1600-h/image%25255B3%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-b8LG_6rJBiI/VBQuSDR_KsI/AAAAAAAABCw/w3afa-9ychE/image_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="520" height="466"></a></p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-80221022832705387942014-08-30T12:44:00.001+01:002014-08-30T12:44:41.022+01:00So how are those spending “cuts” working?<p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-f-yRB3ARaoc/VAG5IpV5M4I/AAAAAAAABCQ/kqCzDk1N278/s1600-h/image%25255B3%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-hbq3cfAN_c4/VAG5JixAs_I/AAAAAAAABCY/IwHHaAKRgtY/image_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="454" height="556"></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/rel/psa/public-sector-finances/july-2014/stb---july-2014.html#tab-4--Public-sector-net-debt" target="_blank">They aren’t.</a></p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-80221738785545207342014-08-20T20:57:00.001+01:002014-08-20T20:57:05.923+01:00Oh for feck’s sake!<p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-oAvFRRqeH0k/U_T9ileZZvI/AAAAAAAABBw/oAMctsyYL9k/s1600-h/20140816_004035%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140816_004035" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140816_004035" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-gtGSnURuPTc/U_T9jSuKbxI/AAAAAAAABB4/s2Ubmkd7dFU/20140816_004035_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="490" height="385"></a></p> <p>God no!</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-86215397709673810102014-08-20T20:55:00.001+01:002014-08-20T20:55:12.479+01:00Ireland Holiday 2014–including Father Ted!<p> </p> <p>This is the small bit of <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=ballybunion+ireland&rlz=1C1SAVU_enGB543GB543&espv=2&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=G_z0U8fAL-er7AbSlYEY&ved=0CDgQsAQ&biw=1431&bih=705" target="_blank">Ballybunion</a> beach from last week. Scortchingly hot and so lovely. Pity the water was freezing!</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-PZwSFijBst8/U_T9EBp2ndI/AAAAAAAABBQ/oIhZoSOPPu8/s1600-h/20140815_125247%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140815_125247" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140815_125247" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFWX0vYdRvcRWp8JIUkdk6n0OpIjEmx1PSH1J7Ohz4-0yEiDmZFa6RLZhE_IRUFhUEULmj5vQMpbyfq70Oazfh5OiGjYuTzsANsTRzSI025-IeRyf40UV2yE49wojv0SEdBecn730_9zoS/?imgmax=800" width="478" height="375"></a></p> <p>And we also went to see <a href="http://www.fathertedshouse.com/" target="_blank">Father Ted’s house</a>!</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-FZq5jDuERco/U_T9GgzcUzI/AAAAAAAABBg/XcWJIHIAtXI/s1600-h/DSC00386%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="DSC00386" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="DSC00386" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-4ZQKkrg8q3Th3zBNkgKmYlvNr43-Q6lLw5_Elh7TaX_zY1zL7YrnykyrvAu8vwUAHNP_dsuI0VFj_vZ2pIAY79C1LLVMdCt-eGUG4yIhUNE9e_DSmyS7xICDpOruYkasH_8BbMcto3R1/?imgmax=800" width="474" height="372"></a></p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-20240797555841779052014-05-20T21:40:00.001+01:002014-05-20T21:41:33.948+01:00Millipede is a twat<p><a title="https://audioboo.fm/boos/2180166-read-guido-get-this-1st" href="https://audioboo.fm/boos/2180166-read-guido-get-this-1st">https://audioboo.fm/boos/2180166-read-guido-get-this-1st</a></p> <p>Listen to this. A complete car crash, the mad millionaire fuckwitt.</p> <p><em><strong>Presenter:</strong> What do you make of Jim Grant?</em><br><em><strong>EM:</strong> I beg your pardon?</em><br><em><strong>Presenter:</strong> Jim Grant, do you think he has done a good job?</em><br><em><strong>EM:</strong> I think that lots of Labour representatives are doing a good job right across the country and I…</em><br><em><strong>Presenter:</strong> You do know who Jim Grant is Mr Miliband?</em><br><em><strong>EM:</strong> You will enlighten me I am sure.</em><br><em><strong>Presenter:</strong> Swindon Labour leader.</em><br><em><strong>EM:</strong> Yeah I think he is doing a good job.</em><br><em><strong>Presenter:</strong> Will he feel like you support him enough if you don’t even know his name?</em><br><em><strong>EM:</strong> Well he is doing a good job as leader of the council Jim is and I think that is the case.</em><br><em><strong>Presenter:</strong> I mean it’s Swindon Labour leader. Do you think by your comments now people might be a bit perplexed by why you wouldn’t know who Jim Grant is?</em><br><em><strong>EM:</strong> No, I know that Jim is doing a good job for Swindon and I think he is doing a good job as leader of the council.</em><br><em><strong>Presenter:</strong> But he is not leader of the council is he Mr Miliband? It’s a Conservative led council.</em><br><em><strong>EM:</strong> I think he is doing a good job for Labour on the council. I think he is doing a good job for Labour on the council.</em><br><em><strong>Presenter:</strong> So let’s be clear. Who runs Swindon council?</em><br><em><strong>EM:</strong> It’s a Conservative controlled council.</em> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-90186979510594650922014-05-20T21:37:00.001+01:002014-05-20T21:37:59.290+01:00European Elections<p>When Clare and I were over in Dublin a few weeks ago for Thomas & Siobhan’s amazing wedding, the one thing that hit me was the IN YOUR FACE pictures on every fecking lamppost of gurning euro mp candidates. Everywhere. All the time. EVERYWHERE. Fuck me. EVERY WHERE. I mean it. It’s bloody embarrassing if you ask me.</p> <p>Ok, some were ok looking. Some of the women looked vaguely nice, but the men looked like paedos to be honest.</p> <p>But compare that to the UK. The capital city of the UK (that’s LONDON for you stupids out there) versus the capital city of Ireland (that’s DUBLIN for you stupids out there).</p> <p>London: feck all.</p> <p>Dublin: IN YOUR FACE FECKER. AND MOAH!</p> <p> </p> <p>So what does this tell us?</p> <p>I dunno.</p> <p>You tell me.</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-26235826097040147262014-05-19T18:39:00.001+01:002014-05-19T19:08:29.109+01:00A lovely reminder of the past…..<p> </p> <p><a title="http://cedo-nulli.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/dreaming-of-my-clar-ni-brion.html" href="http://cedo-nulli.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/dreaming-of-my-clar-ni-brion.html">http://cedo-nulli.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/dreaming-of-my-clar-ni-brion.html</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Just thinking back to those days….. but here’s a remix type of thing I won’t be allowed to play at Clare and my wedding….. or may be it will be….. <img class="wlEmoticon wlEmoticon-smile" style="border-top-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-right-style: none" alt="Smile" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-B9HHvWQ9KJ0/U3pB1s2uXrI/AAAAAAAABA4/EWbVI5izb04/wlEmoticon-smile%25255B2%25255D.png?imgmax=800"></p> <p> </p> <p>Love you, darling. Forever now and always.</p> <p> </p> <p>xxxx</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-90264469611938013782014-05-10T17:58:00.001+01:002014-05-10T17:58:26.118+01:00I’m going to take your money unless you let me take your money!<p>Um,</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-PmI9La0oW0c/U25aqvUBBnI/AAAAAAAABAc/DXMJ-gUg8b4/s1600-h/image%25255B3%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-RohNSymJ8F4/U25ara0QJLI/AAAAAAAABAk/JeMdgNyazHc/image_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="466" height="193"></a></p> <p>So what this tefal-headed moron is threatening us with is that unless we agree to being robbed blind by a bunch of incompetents then we will be robbed!</p> <p>Remind me, why aren’t we stringing these bastards up with piano wire?</p> <p>Utter cunts!</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-74709622502395863322014-04-03T20:46:00.001+01:002014-04-03T20:46:06.184+01:00Kevin keeps shitting himself at age 13!<p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/10741986/Ofsted-all-parents-should-get-a-checklist-telling-them-how-to-raise-their-children.html" target="_blank"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-yD6h03TAjZ8/Uz26eg7rWdI/AAAAAAAABAE/OV3ST5YJkNU/image%25255B4%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="517" height="158"></a></p> <p>Thank God for the state to tell us parents what we have to do….</p> <p>Kevin is now 18 and keeps shitting in the corner of the living room!</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-57422714879042540352014-03-29T17:36:00.001+00:002014-03-29T17:36:43.702+00:00More bargains from the local Market<p>Got this little lot for £5.00. So don’t let it be said you can’t feed a family well for little money.</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-P7WAnxjU2CM/UzcEpb6j5QI/AAAAAAAAA_s/F4RwL-NxjPY/s1600-h/20140329_163842%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140329_163842" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140329_163842" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-lw13iEvtgHE/UzcEqZ4p9_I/AAAAAAAAA_0/uvI6y3ipdFI/20140329_163842_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="498" height="391"></a></p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-26075617623019101722014-03-27T22:43:00.001+00:002014-03-27T22:43:09.772+00:00Expected: Cull Cats!<p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-nKQnHU2QhEE/UzSpSrph2xI/AAAAAAAAA_E/WBYeRUl1IQo/s1600-h/image%25255B3%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-wfadGChbD2w/UzSpYKGe45I/AAAAAAAAA_M/m53pqO55XUE/image_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="480" height="411"></a></p> <p>Yes, kill them all, the furry bastards.</p> <p>Meanwhile, here’s a cute baby badger pic who you lot want to have culled:</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-tUxOY85c9Ks/UzSpbAvW4_I/AAAAAAAAA_U/vavqQL_UH6g/s1600-h/image%25255B7%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-qAT28rTxydY/UzSpe0WtmXI/AAAAAAAAA_c/ZY2zEzRb0KA/image_thumb%25255B3%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="451" height="233"></a></p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-7083843808639881992014-03-25T20:21:00.001+00:002014-03-25T20:21:26.073+00:00Bus Nutters!<p>Was upstairs in the bus and downstairs a woman was ranting on the phone to somebody she kept calling “Your Honour”. She was shouting that his son-in-law kept trying to rape her – 3 times last week apparently. She then shouted that her children were taken away from her because “they” said she was mad, but she wasn’t mad because she is a government employee. After a bit more ranting and shouting she said a classic line that had all upstairs laughing… “But at least I have self control!”</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-84313318222587292902014-03-24T19:42:00.001+00:002014-03-24T19:42:15.264+00:00Fake the evidence then and arrest a random brown person then!!<p> </p> <p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2588185/Police-Britains-biggest-force-drop-70-PER-CENT-robbery-investigations-no-action-insufficient-evidence.html"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-TkoAgUy-JK0/UzCKlCUeNdI/AAAAAAAAA-s/x2M638MfTQI/image%25255B4%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="480" height="284"></a></p> <p>Just get the police to invent some evidence, perhaps pointing to some random ethnic person, arrest the person then get the whole thing chucked out of court and declare a mistrial.</p> <p>Yes, what could possibly go wrong with that plan, eh?</p> <p>A bit like the rape allegations, many of which are made up by what could only be described as mental cows. Just the <em>allegation</em> of rape must be a conviction. </p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-6001112375275854992014-03-09T22:30:00.001+00:002014-03-09T22:32:24.294+00:00Sugar tax? Why not fuck off instead?<p>The mentals are at it again. They’ve given up on fag tax, but instead on focusing on tobacco they have turned their beady eyes on sugar. Oh yes, sugar. Hmmmm.</p> <p>So what have the fuckers to say about getting your carbs from sugar?</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-3doNObqN7dA/Uxzrf9FEwrI/AAAAAAAAA-E/Y8DbPFJM6iQ/s1600-h/image%25255B3%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-Y1Yf3deZ-6Q/Uxzrgk_eX4I/AAAAAAAAA-M/Ta8DM6--OP4/image_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="467" height="73"></a></p> <p>Fantastic that we have seers in the organisation, yes? Cuts out all those annoying research papers at least.</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-zM9D51RiBrg/Uxzri7zKKeI/AAAAAAAAA-U/4wb_KhAOFXM/s1600-h/image%25255B7%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-eLxjAQElsOg/Uxzrk-Zea6I/AAAAAAAAA-c/W3UMqY7qUD8/image_thumb%25255B3%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="508" height="275"></a></p> <p>And…..? Is this science now?</p> <p>Tell you what, why don’t you just fuck off? That would be much more beneficial, wouldn't’ it?</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-85941940821262389702014-03-09T22:18:00.001+00:002014-03-09T22:18:57.908+00:00The Murdered Black Teenager Stephen Lawrence.<p> </p> <p>That’s all the poor sod will ever be known as. The current meme is that the police are the guilty ones. Er, did the police kill him? No. Who was first on scene to try and rescue him? Bunch of loonie leftie journalists? No, some off-duty police guy. That’s not in the media is it?</p> <p>Another request for <strong><u>another</u></strong> pubic enquiry? For Fucks Sake!!! Just fucking leave it. The Irish have settled things after decades of killings in the name of land and religion. Why can’t you just shut the fuck up? Let the poor boy rest in peace. Don’t you think he deserves that? But no, he’s too hot a political potato to bash the establishment with, isn’t he? </p> <p>Why the fuck is his parents – well, his mother to be precise, still harping on about stuff? And why the fuck was she on the <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/london-2012-carrying-olympic-flag-was-unbelievable-honour-says-doreen-lawrence-7994023.html">Olympics</a>? Seriously? Seriously??</p> <p>Every time his name is mentioned now on the news everybody’s reaction is “Oh for fuck’s sake…..” Is that really the memory you want, </p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-MWpXXFhGfRQ/Uxzox-C0IWI/AAAAAAAAA9w/icDvXHNZP3E/s1600-h/image%25255B3%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-H4ZDx2WX51M/Uxzoz7o4W5I/AAAAAAAAA94/rPp-PMmyQcU/image_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="484" height="378"></a></p> <p>Your poor son would be so proud of you, wouldn’t he? What’s his name again? Oh yes, The Murdered Black Teenager Stephen Lawrence. Must have been a bit of a mouthful at his christening, yes? Oh what that you say?</p> <p>Yes. love. It’s all about the police isn’t it? You’ve got the people in jail now who actually DID the crime, but you want the police fucked in the ass as well don’t you? Cos they did it too, yes? You deranged fucking BARONESS woman. Seriously. Just step down and shut the fuck up. It’s called respect. You know, that thing you keep harping on about? Respect your son’s memory. Don’t strut around like a media tart.</p> <p>And why nothing nothing mentioned about the other poor lad <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kriss_Donald">Kriss Donald</a>? Also brutally tortured and murdered for racial reasons? Maybe his parents aren’t mental motherfuckers obsessed with that sort of “justice” or, as I like to call it, continual victimhood as a vocation. Or cos it was cos he is white, innit? Tortured and murdered, that’s ok now is it?</p> <p>And just goes to show you that none of you knew about this case, thanks to the PC-obsessed BBC and the generally shite mainstream media.</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-65323070761989339862014-02-20T20:32:00.001+00:002014-02-20T20:32:11.884+00:00Bargain Stuff from Local Shop Shocker<p>Well, fed up with paying over the odds for Schwartz herbs and spices, and the quite frankly very limited variety in the local Tescos or Sainsbury’s, Clare and I decided to gather our party and venture forth into the wilds of West Croydon to a bunch of those insane halal shops.</p> <p>Just as well we did.</p> <p>Got this lot for under £15.</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-ym9Cnhm8OPg/UwZmRTOc76I/AAAAAAAAA9Y/j3ixzF5KH5M/s1600-h/20140216_165744%25255B1%25255D%25255B5%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140216_165744[1]" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140216_165744[1]" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-ifQ7HZY7MIM/UwZmSeSz2wI/AAAAAAAAA9g/6hDv5wrfc_M/20140216_165744%25255B1%25255D_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="487" height="391"></a></p> <p>Only thing is that the chillies aren’t that hot. Rather bland. But, good enough for cooking with.</p> <p>And look at all the ginger for just 50p!!!</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-19566818050275445252014-02-09T19:32:00.001+00:002014-02-09T19:32:35.726+00:00How to make a left-over diet pizza<p> </p> <p>Every felt like you need to use up those left over bits and pieces and didn’t want to pay £20 for a fecking pizza online? Well let’s do the Mr Angry Diet Pizza.</p> <p>You’ll need:</p> <p>1) Flour Tortilla:</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-S3t_DuG7ae4/UvfXjEXxI8I/AAAAAAAAA7A/NU_lP4DYRJE/s1600-h/20140209_170939%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140209_170939" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140209_170939" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-Fw09h1U32XQ/UvfXjxcNlvI/AAAAAAAAA7I/1z9siXZ6gSE/20140209_170939_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="458" height="360"></a></p> <p>Plus a blob or two of some tomato puree:</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-PlqGE8K0c04/UvfXkm1bgqI/AAAAAAAAA7Q/_xe3ZI8qO54/s1600-h/20140209_171104%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140209_171104" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140209_171104" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-1RXA8kMsF7s/UvfXlSYCwhI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/EM7n1TLyQbA/20140209_171104_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="460" height="361"></a></p> <p>Which gets smeared around like a smeary thing, yummy:</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-dfRKcWFKYvM/UvfXmhqAeGI/AAAAAAAAA7g/ElPVImfIl6c/s1600-h/20140209_171211%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140209_171211" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140209_171211" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-pQlqqWmNJBE/UvfXnoRL_7I/AAAAAAAAA7o/h-TFaa4riBE/20140209_171211_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="465" height="365"></a></p> <p>Then add some left over bits:</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-PG3MxS5YwZQ/UvfXo-TYD5I/AAAAAAAAA7w/RElLASJb_DM/s1600-h/20140209_171411%25255B5%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140209_171411" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140209_171411" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-R4G3MmA_fgI/UvfXpnoemHI/AAAAAAAAA74/BKt5UzKF648/20140209_171411_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="466" height="374"></a></p> <p>As we can see here, there are some Swedish meatballs, and cheese and a few slices of leftover hams.</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-T66VZNkqVQo/UvfXq4HjnKI/AAAAAAAAA8A/NDBIKyeUWIw/s1600-h/20140209_171527%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140209_171527" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140209_171527" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-jydtUUPIm_I/UvfXrbvD4DI/AAAAAAAAA8I/usLcbGtwFZo/20140209_171527_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="469" height="368"></a></p> <p>Which gives this. The diet pizza base. Now to add some extras!</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-0U57vCNVSBU/UvfXs08-XLI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/jp2ScShsZlk/s1600-h/20140209_171931%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140209_171931" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140209_171931" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-07GeaG3Cw3M/UvfXtooto5I/AAAAAAAAA8Y/3kpHpcfj9bg/20140209_171931_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="466" height="366"></a></p> <p>Yes, some chillies and some chillie oil. You can omit these, but try putting some olive oil on the diet pizza instead. It really makes a big difference. You don’t need much, just a little drizzle.</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-86NWlFldy68/UvfXuj7uJHI/AAAAAAAAA8g/ysEajUHY7kI/s1600-h/20140209_172009%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140209_172009" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140209_172009" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-R6u8l8i13r0/UvfXvsFxv7I/AAAAAAAAA8o/F-S35dTQKrM/20140209_172009_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="473" height="371"></a></p> <p>Here’s the final result, ready to put into a 200c oven for about 10 minutes.</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-6OzQApDfvSA/UvfXwzooafI/AAAAAAAAA8w/phcC-ruNge8/s1600-h/20140209_180620%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140209_180620" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140209_180620" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-9s1K0LHe7-k/UvfXx2kRSnI/AAAAAAAAA84/JMZPZBNq8oY/20140209_180620_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="458" height="360"></a></p> <p>As you can see, put it into the oven and then close the door. Don’t, for example, throw the whole lot out of the window or smash your head into the fridge door. That would be erroneous.</p> <p> </p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-XnWXb92mQQo/UvfXzck3G4I/AAAAAAAAA9A/rqIRa0mhHGE/s1600-h/20140209_181752%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="20140209_181752" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="20140209_181752" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-F6y0dX8K6zQ/UvfX0DHe2PI/AAAAAAAAA9I/wc0NCSPqCAE/20140209_181752_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="457" height="359"></a></p> <p>And here’s the result. A lovely dinner with bugger all calories and using up all your leftovers.</p> <p>Yum!</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-13816526888457045102014-01-24T20:14:00.001+00:002014-01-24T20:14:58.854+00:00Phwar! Sexy Muslim lady spotted going to court…..<p> </p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-IkhRPcC9A0k/UuLJsOcNwLI/AAAAAAAAA6Y/oK28Of8h-9M/s1600-h/image%25255B3%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-g4eJzi0zQQM/UuLJv3NCOAI/AAAAAAAAA6g/tcf3OlYbJWA/image_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="506" height="736"></a></p> <p>Wow, look at those, er, well. Um. Hmmmm. Is it a man? A woman? A beast? Fuck knows.</p> <p>Or was that a picture of Uncle Bulgaria? And what’s he doing being charged with intimidating a witness?</p> <p>This is the story about some mad woman who has been told she must <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24112067">take off the Uncle Bulgaria mask in order to give evidence.</a></p> <p>Pretty much an open or shut case, no?</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5018132852662576683.post-72572744423077536242013-12-31T23:59:00.000+00:002013-12-31T23:59:00.037+00:00Happy 2014<p>If you have happiness, then bloody well hold onto it. Don’t let it slip.</p> <p>And, as I’m probably in the very very exciting <a href="http://www.thenorbury.com/">Norbury Pub</a> for some reason, then please let me go home before 4am so I can luxuriate in the nice new memory foam mattress that arrived today. We have a nice big joint of the beefs for dinner, you know.</p> <p>And I’m going to be having a party around February time. And for good reason!</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-8Gp5CZpUk0I/UsLi5W9Z-AI/AAAAAAAAA58/G5_9PH_7FR8/s1600-h/image%25255B3%25255D.png"><img title="image" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="image" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-FDF_ZNg2Qfw/UsLi65o_eJI/AAAAAAAAA6E/OI5V7kqzgf8/image_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="475" height="292"></a></p> <p>Fuckers.</p> Mr Angryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06932736814864966226noreply@blogger.com0