Kevin keeps shitting himself at age 13!

Thank God for the state to tell us parents what we have to do….

Kevin is now 18 and keeps shitting in the corner of the living room!

Sugar tax? Why not fuck off instead?

The mentals are at it again. They’ve given up on fag tax, but instead on focusing on tobacco they have turned their beady eyes on sugar. Oh yes, sugar. Hmmmm.

So what have the fuckers to say about getting your carbs from sugar?

Fantastic that we have seers in the organisation, yes? Cuts out all those annoying research papers at least.

And…..? Is this science now?

Tell you what, why don’t you just fuck off? That would be much more beneficial, wouldn't’ it?

The Murdered Black Teenager Stephen Lawrence.

 

That’s all the poor sod will ever be known as. The current meme is that the police are the guilty ones. Er, did the police kill him? No. Who was first on scene to try and rescue him? Bunch of loonie leftie journalists? No, some off-duty police guy. That’s not in the media is it?

Another request for another pubic enquiry? For Fucks Sake!!! Just fucking leave it. The Irish have settled things after decades of killings in the name of land and religion. Why can’t you just shut the fuck up? Let the poor boy rest in peace. Don’t you think he deserves that? But no, he’s too hot a political potato to bash the establishment with, isn’t he?

Why the fuck is his parents – well, his mother to be precise, still harping on about stuff? And why the fuck was she on the Olympics? Seriously? Seriously??

Every time his name is mentioned now on the news everybody’s reaction is “Oh for fuck’s sake…..”  Is that really the memory you want,

Your poor son would be so proud of you, wouldn’t he? What’s his name again? Oh yes, The Murdered Black Teenager Stephen Lawrence. Must have been a bit of a mouthful at his christening, yes? Oh what that you say?

Yes. love. It’s all about the police isn’t it? You’ve got the people in jail now who actually DID the crime, but you want the police fucked in the ass as well don’t you? Cos they did it too, yes? You deranged fucking BARONESS woman. Seriously.  Just step down and shut the fuck up. It’s called respect. You know, that thing you keep harping on about? Respect your son’s memory. Don’t strut around like a media tart.

And why nothing nothing mentioned about the other poor lad Kriss Donald? Also brutally tortured and murdered for racial reasons? Maybe his parents aren’t mental motherfuckers obsessed with that sort of “justice” or, as I like to call it, continual victimhood as a vocation. Or cos it was cos he is white, innit? Tortured and murdered, that’s ok now is it?

And just goes to show you that none of you knew about this case, thanks to the PC-obsessed BBC and the generally shite mainstream media.

Phwar! Sexy Muslim lady spotted going to court…..

 

Wow, look at those, er, well. Um. Hmmmm. Is it a man? A woman? A beast? Fuck knows.

Or was that a picture of Uncle Bulgaria? And what’s he doing being charged with intimidating a witness?

This is the story about some mad woman who has been told she must take off the Uncle Bulgaria mask in order to give evidence.

Pretty much an open or shut case, no?

All in it together–Yeah.

As our useless overlords in Parliament pronounce they are shocked, I tell you, that they are being forced to accept a 11% increase in their salaries, they say that they won’t take this. Or at least two of them do. Meanwhile, they are very cross with it all, as these pictures illustrates quite nicely:

Makes you want to hang the fuckers from lampposts, doesn’t it?

But to cheer you up, here’s a picture of Boris:

Good old Boris.

What a spastic.

On Cyprus

Luckily I have fuck all money in the bank, so they can steal away to their heart’s content. They’ll get exactly what they deserve : Fuck All.

UK Debt

So, we’ve now lost our “coveted” AAA rating. About time too. Why? What with all the CUTS? Surely our debt must be going down, yes? Those poor teachers having to teach sitting in a hole in the ground, the hospitals A&E wards closing, hundreds of thousands of lesbian outreach co-ordinators being sacked*, council services such as bin collections now being on a “can I be arsed” basis?

Little bit here, guys. The DEFICIT is the rate of increase in debt, not the total amount of debt. Or even repaying some of it. Oh no.

Anyway, what are their plans exactly? Nope, I can’t think of any, can you?

So, how goes the DEFICIT… Must be flat, surely, or coming down a bit.

Oops. Nope. It’s going up and up and up and up. And this is per month.

I wish there were some cuts.

Really!

 

 

*er, no. We have more of them. They are core services.

Promise of another EU Referendum?

Yeah, right.

Camer-mong, you must think so so little of the pathetic pricks who accidentally voted you, and your quisling twat Clegg, into power that you think they cannot remember what you promised them last time?

Remember, you cretin?

Not very cast iron, is it, you patronising twerp?

Oh, but now what is it he’s promising?

Oh yes, another promise of a cast iron referendum. FFS. Are we so fucking stupid to believe this idiot? Who cares about Milliverse, or whatever his name is. He’s going to be elected as PM of wherever because the mad monkeys there would elect a Tourettes suffering giraffe with a red rosette.

Oh fuck off. You are nothing but a dissembler.  You tefal-headed arsebiscuit!

So, how long do we have to wait? 4 fecking years? And after the general election where the twats will just place an X next to the party they always have and always will do?

FFS.

Camer-mong has no intention of leaving the EU (that’s where he will end up anyway, as a heavily paid twatty person like Blair has got himself with the UN), or giving us, the people, a decision.

My girlfriend is a bit leftie, but she has a good soul so you can forgive her for thinking that such a MONUMENTAL decision as to whether we should indeed be asked whether we should have the ability of deciding our own fate and future as so beyond us that our so trusted duck-pond fucking politicians should do it all for us. After all we are just plebs, right? No, I must herefore and forthwith disagree. Where the fuck do we stop on that path? “Oh no, that criminal trial is a bit to complex for the xfactor bred arsewanks and therefore just the judge must decide!”, “Oh dear, somebody said something about you but none of us can back anything up so therefore you must fall down these stairs, as you are brown!”. Why bother with anything? If the masses say “I want to be a slave and have no fucking freedom, but thank you so very much for asking me twice or three times” – like Ireland did, well that’s your fucking bed and you better get comfortable in it because that’s where you’ll be, for the rest of your life, with your arse in the air hoping that you don’t get raped TOO much.

She does like Michael Collins. The Irish revolutionary. Of course, he knew his people wanted freedom. He’s currently spinning so fast in his grave that he is current powering most of western Europe with power. Which given the deranged decisions to go for ECO power, is just as well, as otherwise we’d all be fecking dead!

Have you noticed that even when the most Europhile nations have been given a vote they have said “FUCK OFF!!!”? But no, nobody cares a damn.

It’s all going to end with bloodshed, oh yes.

http://eureferendum.com/  < if you can be daring enough!

Olympics : A Complete Farce

I mean, you just cannot make this stuff up:

To be honest, you can’t really blame the Unions really. I mean, they have London over a proverbial 2012 Gold-plated barrel and are busy rubbing Vaseline all over their cocks….

But you have to wonder exactly what the visitors will think, assuming they actually get into the country!

• Immense queues and immigration, with 1 desk open and staffed by a blind spastic with a severe hatred of foreigners, and work.
• Crippled transportation links, with strikes and signal failures galore. Bus drivers who don’t know where they are going, and Zil lanes stopping the traffic moving.
• Death and disorder with the police, ambulance and fire services unable to get anywhere because of the ZIl lanes.
• Non English-speaking security guards provided by G4S, the people who are favourites to have police outsourcing contracts awarded to them from the ever impartial Tom Fucking Watson.
• Not being able to buy anything on-site with anything other than a bloody Visa card.
• And don’t forget chips.
• Constant pissing rain.

Is this what you and I are going to have to pay tens of billions of pounds for?

It’s a national fucking disgrace!!!!!

Olympics : Death Guaranteed!

According to sources in the know, these wonderful Zill lanes (or Olympic Lanes as we have to call them) are for Olympic Athletes, Officials and Sponsors only.

NOBODY else can use them.

And that includes the Emergency Services, who will now need to queue up with the rest of us monkeys in the other available lane.

Let’s hope there aren’t too many deaths caused by ambulances and police cars being tied up behind buses and pizza delivery vans then.

Olympics : Utterly Shite

The latest balls up with the wonderful and monumental waste of money that is the London 2012 Olympics is the chaos around security.

According to the Telegraph, Group 4 Security, the muppets who were awarded the contract to put thugs in bright yellow jackets and remove people’s illegal water, snacks and so-on, can’t fill the roles.

Oh and we didn’t see that fuck up coming, did we? No.

Ok, so here’s what we do to them. Get the army in. And deduct 1.5x the cost of the soldiers from the G4S contract payments. If it ends up they pay in the end, then so be it. HOWEVER, I seriously doubt there are any robust penalty clauses in the contract.

Tax Avoidance – So what?

So, a certain Mr Carr has been “caught” “avoiding” tax, has he? Well, there’s absolutely NOTHING ILLEGAL about that at all. If you’ve got an ISA then YOU are avoiding tax. Got a season ticket loan? Then YOU are avoiding tax.

So shut up. Seriously, just shut up!!!

And anyway, why the hell would you actually want to pay tax? Have you seen what the wonderful government is doing with all YOUR hard earned money? Exactly.

Ok, you are a mental leftie. “Paying tax is a good idea as it helps injured badgers and lesbian rapists” you say. So, are you going to send HMRC a cheque for another £5,000 out of your already taxed income? (Assuming you actually have a job, that is). No? Why? Are you a racist hate-monger or something? If paying tax is good, why not work for nothing and pay 100% tax? Surely that is the best place to be, yes? Oh, I see. You are a twat. Sorry, didn’t see _that_ one coming, did I?

I am paying more tax than my girlfriend earns in a year before tax. I mean. God almighty.

I’d love to pay fuck all tax. Seriously. All the government does with it is to pay sponging lazy bastards, give to India so they can paint their own spaceships a different shade of orange or something, or give to asylum seekers so they can get a new council house and plot to blow up you and me. Oh, and don’t forget the teenage girls who pop one out just to get a house.

What gives these chavs the “right” to be housed at my expense?

Have you seen them?

Really?

(That’s two houses you are paying for… plus alcopop and fag allowances….)

 

Such a wonderful product of the “education” system that I’m funding. Most of them couldn’t even write their own names in crayon by the time they leave school. Unless, of course, their name was “X”.

And the government wants 50%+ of them to go to university? WTF is all this about? Going to university to study Nail Technology or Vajazzling? Eh? And in the name of “equality” there’s now Pejazzling also.

I think they all need a serious bit of kicking them up the arse.

I’m having to scrimp and save like mental to get the rent money – and more so since Clare and I have found a lovely flat just up the road to move into at some time in the next month or so.

Ireland Votes… again

Easy choice.

Vote “Yes” and march towards serfdom and foreign rule.

Vote “No” and be free.

 

What’s difficult about that?

Ireland FU Referendum

Have a look at these things, before you vote:

Doesn’t answer the question

And a rather interesting bit of threatening parody:

 

Vote yes or we fuck you up your arse, you simple fools!

How much contempt can you take before you say NO. And tell these scumbags to go fuck themselves? Seriously?

Please, Ireland. Please please vote NO.

Internets Nutters!

According to blogger.com’s stats things, some weirdo viewed my site by searching for “diabetes boobies fucking”. Er. I mean. Um. WHY???

Ireland

What would Michael Collins be doing now if he could see how his sacrifices have led to Ireland having swapped British Imperial Rule for a brief piece of independence and now to being ruled by an iron fist by the EUssr……

06.Dec.1922 to 01.Jan.1973

Died in its 50s.

Cause of death: Political Apathy.

Question: Did you really want it? Independence that is. Doesn't look like it…

Question: Who is your master now? It’s not you, is it?

Question: If you say “No”, how many times will you say this before you are giving the “right” answer to your new masters.

BIG QUESTION: What are you going to do about it?

Budget-re-gar

Well, the budget has come and gone again and we are all shafted yet again. Oh what a surprise that was.

I really do wonder exactly how much more we can put up with before we all rise up and do a Greek (or Spanish or, looming, a Portuguese)?

Bloody politicians.

Where is my piano wire??????

OMG–Pee Issues!

Very early this morning when I usually get up to have the usual ablutions, shower and dressing etc, my lovely French compatriot decided to spend a whole fecking hour in the bathroom. Probably with some sort of hedge-trimmer.

And I really needed a wee.

Really. I did.

REALLY needed one. I CANNOT STRESS THIS BIT ENOUGH!

I ran downstairs to my landlord’s bathroom. Oh noes! He’s having a poo!

Effing hell!

So run back upstairs and decide to grab my trusty pint glass and relieve myself.

Ahhh…..

BUT OH NOES! Too much now! OMG!

Let’s just say I had to be very slow and careful carrying the glass.

And then there was the Tram…..

FFS.

OMG.

I give up.

Vote For Ken!!!

Er, no.

Unless you want even more halal chicken shops and barbers open until 3am.

"I will make London a beacon of islam"

From the tax-dodging hypocrite supreme.

Oh and lower fares on London Transport? Er, I think the facts speak for themselves.

Anybody voting for Ken is a fool. I pity the fool.

Yo!

So, who then to vote for?

Brian Paddick? No, he’s a Lib Dem so will want to Climate Change Your Ass as well as instigating compulsory anal sex, while dressed as a Metropolitan Police officer!

Jenny Jones? Green? Er, enough said. A bit like Paddick but with less forced anal sex. But more windmills and tofu.

Carlos Cortiglia – BNP. Good British name there for the Uruguay dude. Er, no. BNP = wankbiscuits.

Lawrence Webb – UKIP. Decent chappy. No chance of winning though.

Boris Johnson – Tories. Mental hair. Current incumbent. Bit of a mental tosser. But he’s not as bad as the fuckwit Ken. I honestly think nobody could be – well, perhaps the Yogic Flying nutters.

Talking of which: Ken Livingstone – Labour. Fucking hell. No way. Complete hypocrite, anti-semitic mental wanker. Oh a liar too. Tax dodger and newt fucker (poor things split before he even gets the jollies on!). You want a man who fucks newts up the arse to control your tube? (no doubt he’ll be very keen to see lots of anal sex for small animals and pre-pubescent children) He’s so far up the unions arse that he can see out of their collective and deluded arse.

So, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this bunch of useless twats? I think I’ll write the following letters in my ballot : “WANKS!” or something like that.

Right, that’s enough libel for tonight.

Vote carefully people! It matters!*

 

 

 

*not a fuck, because we are all doomed and ruled by the EUssr anyway.

Abu Qatada

“SO WHY DON’T YOU?”

Here’s yet another reason why you shouldn’t vote for the poncey-haired commie twat Boris Johnson in the upcoming elections. The guy has his head so shoved far up his anus that he’s sucking his own tongue, from below.

Here’s what we should do with this piece of shit (Qatada, not Johnson, although….):

• Shoot the fucker in the face with an exploding face-harpoon.

Problem solved.

No way I’m paying tax to support this piece of shit.

And the CommieGraph doesn’t tell you WHY he’s not kicked out. It’s all to do with the COMMIE judges and the insanely anti-Christian judges who are so left they make Stalin look like, well, Stalin.

So here’s what we do:

• Shoot the fucker (give him the option to fuck off somewhere else – he can pay his fare)
• Shoot all the fuckers (give them option to fuck off somewhere else – likewise)
• No benefits whatsoever to scummy foreign types who have not paid tax.
• To be fair, no benefits to home-grown spongers who have not paid tax.
• Previous abode in the EU and trying to claim asylum? Fuck you. Here’s a bullet to your ugly face, you beardy wanker!
• Judge this, you leftie wankbaskets. Die, and horribly so!

I pay £20k+ a year in tax. Plus my ex gets equivalent of £26k untaxed benefits from me (which are post tax), plus benefits (like no council tax). And she says she is poor. Jesus Christ in a chicken basket!

I’m not paying it for these c*nts. And if you support them, then you deserve MY judgement too!

I am so fucking angry!!!!!!