She’s dead. And now what?

Ok, Margaret Thatcher is now dead. What a shocker that was. The mad lefties would expect her to live forever on the spleens of young virgins, I suppose.

But no, they are now trying to uprise against the evilness, if you could call it that, of having your life to yourself, without having to consult your local Union Representative.

So, Saturday:

Poll Tax riots again in London town. WTF is that all about? What the hell will it achieve except to show the “demonstrators” to be a bunch of cunts? Luckily my Clare isn’t working that day.

Of course, the vast vast majority of the unwashed at these places will be born outside of Thatcher’s years of direct influence. But that doesn’t matter, does it? No, let’s have fucking riot with lots of looting. If some mad black drug dealer kicks off a load of riots then what for this? God, I’d have armed the police with shotguns and told them there’s a bonus for each fucker they kill….

So, in summary, a nice riot or 4 or 90 celebrating the death of somebody they never knew. Lovely, isn’t it? Free shoes and TVs. Yay!

Commie wankers.

From whatever happens to the actual burial on Wednesday, I shudder to think. The whole world will be looking at us. What will we be showing them? A dignified (and suppressed if you are of that nature) event, or a bunch of baying leftie bastard scum? I reckon the latter.

But prove me wrong - - please.

Olympics : A Complete Farce

I mean, you just cannot make this stuff up:

To be honest, you can’t really blame the Unions really. I mean, they have London over a proverbial 2012 Gold-plated barrel and are busy rubbing Vaseline all over their cocks….

But you have to wonder exactly what the visitors will think, assuming they actually get into the country!

• Immense queues and immigration, with 1 desk open and staffed by a blind spastic with a severe hatred of foreigners, and work.
• Crippled transportation links, with strikes and signal failures galore. Bus drivers who don’t know where they are going, and Zil lanes stopping the traffic moving.
• Death and disorder with the police, ambulance and fire services unable to get anywhere because of the ZIl lanes.
• Non English-speaking security guards provided by G4S, the people who are favourites to have police outsourcing contracts awarded to them from the ever impartial Tom Fucking Watson.
• Not being able to buy anything on-site with anything other than a bloody Visa card.
• And don’t forget chips.
• Constant pissing rain.

Is this what you and I are going to have to pay tens of billions of pounds for?

It’s a national fucking disgrace!!!!!

Or how about sacking the bastards?

How many people would be happy to get a job? Driving a bus? Hah.

For these scummy wankers, sack the lot of them.

Let’s see how many would re-apply for their own jobs with a much reduced salary and no fucking £500 bonus for just turning up for their jobs.

Cunts.

Teachers on Strike (again)

Oh well, and this from The Telegraph:

And, not wanting to be pedantic, but that really should have an apostrophe in the word “teachers” shouldn’t it, Mr Telegraph?

Teachers, eh? Lazy sponging Common Purpose nob-heads, the lot of them.

And why does this “Chris Keates” look so so angry and full of hate? Or maybe she’s just constipated and desperately needing a poo?

Go on, strike. Nobody will notice anyway. Won’t have any effect on the children’s education at all – you don’t currently teach them anything worth knowing anyway.

Tossers.

Vote For Ken!!!

Er, no.

Unless you want even more halal chicken shops and barbers open until 3am.

"I will make London a beacon of islam"

From the tax-dodging hypocrite supreme.

Oh and lower fares on London Transport? Er, I think the facts speak for themselves.

Anybody voting for Ken is a fool. I pity the fool.

Yo!

So, who then to vote for?

Brian Paddick? No, he’s a Lib Dem so will want to Climate Change Your Ass as well as instigating compulsory anal sex, while dressed as a Metropolitan Police officer!

Jenny Jones? Green? Er, enough said. A bit like Paddick but with less forced anal sex. But more windmills and tofu.

Carlos Cortiglia – BNP. Good British name there for the Uruguay dude. Er, no. BNP = wankbiscuits.

Lawrence Webb – UKIP. Decent chappy. No chance of winning though.

Boris Johnson – Tories. Mental hair. Current incumbent. Bit of a mental tosser. But he’s not as bad as the fuckwit Ken. I honestly think nobody could be – well, perhaps the Yogic Flying nutters.

Talking of which: Ken Livingstone – Labour. Fucking hell. No way. Complete hypocrite, anti-semitic mental wanker. Oh a liar too. Tax dodger and newt fucker (poor things split before he even gets the jollies on!). You want a man who fucks newts up the arse to control your tube? (no doubt he’ll be very keen to see lots of anal sex for small animals and pre-pubescent children) He’s so far up the unions arse that he can see out of their collective and deluded arse.

So, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this bunch of useless twats? I think I’ll write the following letters in my ballot : “WANKS!” or something like that.

Right, that’s enough libel for tonight.

Vote carefully people! It matters!*

 

 

 

*not a fuck, because we are all doomed and ruled by the EUssr anyway.

Well and truly fucked!

Well, with the press seemingly intrigued with Mr Clarkson’s comments that striking public sector workers should be taken outside and shot in front on their families (er, nobody seeing this as some mad quip that Mr Clarkson seems to make all the time when screwing women other than his wife?)? Taking this seriously? The Prime Minister making apologies on some BBC chat show about it?

Fuck off. Seriously.

There are much more serious matters out there : the impending collapse of the Euro. Try reading Zero Hedge for what is really happening!

Jeez.

This really is one of those Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned type of things, isn’t it? Bread and Circuses.

Still, at least there are lots and lots and lots of lampposts. I presume there is also copious amounts of piano wire or just a few hundred furlongs of hemp.

Time will tell…..

Employees of The State

Always complaining about everything. How hard they work. How lowly paid they are compared to the evil private sector. How they MUST strike to get their pension.

Er.

Ok, they’ve been PROMISED a pension of this and that. Just like everybody in the country was promised a referendum about he Lisbon Treaty. It was in cast iron, you know.

What happened?

We got fucked over.

Now, it’s your turn to get fucked over. Like my pension was. When Gordon the Brown nicked a load of it. The bastard.

Go on, why not try an indefinite strike? As you are SOOOOOO needed I am sure the public will be screaming out for you to be paid what you are worth.

Pubic (sic) Sector Strikes!

Yes, we are now facing unprecedented strike action from the much loved public sector, with their iron-plated pensions. So, how will you be coping with the lack of diversity outreach co-ordinators, gay leisure directors and the ever vigilant social workers on 30th November?

Calling the police to report a burglary? No problem at al. Why? Well, with all the call staff sunning themselves in Brighton the police will be drafting in replacements….. PCs. Yes. So the police are manning the phones and then… um. Well, there’ll be nobody on the street to follow up.

So don’t go getting mugged or anything.

Mind you, if you break the law in a heinous and quite frankly evil way (say by parking where you aren’t supposed to or burping in an offensive manner) then the attack helicopter gunship will machine-gun your ass!

Or donkey.

Oh, and don’t forget the miners. Who?

Tubewankers

Oh, or was it buswankers?

Anyway, the tube “drivers” (i.e. they push a lever forward and backward and occasionally shout incomprehensible bollocks over the tannoy system) are threatening a strike on Boxing Day this year unless they get paid a fair wage.

What, almost £40k a year for a 32 hour week isn’t enough?

FUCK.

So the scrounging wankstains want 3x pay AND a day off in lieu. For working 1 day.

Well, I say TFL tell them to go fuck themselves. Anybody striking gets fired. And replaced by a computer.

Fucking leftie twats.

They don’t see that their biggest enemy isn’t their employers, but their own unions.

Remember the miners? No? Well, there you go.

Fuckwits.

The Deluded are on Strike!

Good, let them keep striking. We don’t need them. They need to learn that they’ve had it too good for too long, funded by a vote-buying, corrupt, debt-wanking Labour government who have pissed so much money up the wall that there simply isn’t any left. And the wall is now all covered in piss stains too.

They raided our private pensions (and are set to do so again) to pay for their cattle’s votes, so now it is high time the public sector felt the pain too.

So go on, stay on strike. I dare you!

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/a-guide-to-strike-etiquette-201106304015/

A good article above from the Daily Mash people.

And a great money quote:

“If the striker continues to insist that you should pay for his pension and that he should retire five years earlier than you, always say ‘Pardon me?’ rather than ‘Huh?’, ‘Come again?’ or ‘What in the name of shitting fuck are you talking about you delusional, self-serving piss-bucket?’

Public Sector Strikes

Ok, here’s my main rant of the weekend.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!

I mean.

Ok, the public sector in certain circumstances may be the best model to deliver a service the customers want and are prepared to pay for: Fire, Police, Army etc.

• Not education.
• Not health.
• Not armies of fucking 1 armed lesbian climate change outreach co-ordinators.
• Not social services. Definitely not those. Ask Baby P. How well did that work out?

The private sector can provide what people are prepared to pay for. Not forced to pay for. There is a big fucking difference. When did you last go into a supermarket and get cornered by a bearded disabled dwarf lesbian co-ordinator who told you that you were going to fucking well buy 20 large marrows and all the durex lube for £1000 or go to jail?

When was the last time somebody came to your door and said “Would you like to pay for 25 climate change outreach workers?” or “A bunch of idiots down the street are bored and about to kill an old man with a metal pole unless we give in and give them a skating park, would you like to donate £150 or would you like to go to jail?” Did you get asked whether you’d like them taken off the street and thrown into jail? No, the criminals are the victims now. You ponce.

Because that’s all tax is. Lawful theft using force. Don’t pay your council tax, go to jail. Do not pass go. Unless, of course, you are some sort of asylum seeker on benefits. Yes, bring them in. Please culturally enrich my ass.

And then we come to benefits.

Who pays for that?

The public sector?

Do they fuck.

Where does the income that the public sector enjoy come from? Gordon Brown’s hairy arse? Cameron’s minge? Cleggs, well, dangleberries? No, it fucking well comes from the part of the economy that generates wealth. Not the parasitical side. That’s the sad bastards in the private sector who can’t go on fucking strike because they know they’d lose their jobs.

If I were in “powah”, anybody who goes on strike gets fired. No ifs, no buts. If you think your job is so shit that you need to go on strike, then go get another bloody one. I’m sure that person would swap with you.

So I say to all those public sector workers who are outraged at having to live in the real world now that the money has run out, go on strike. For ever. Nobody will miss you. And if they do, then you can come back and get paid more. Because you are delivering a service the paying public are prepared to pay for. The rest, go fuck yourselves.

And have you seen the s-i-z-e of the UNFUNDED public sector pension liabilities? I bet you fucking haven’t a clue. You thought Madoff was a ponzi bastard. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

There is a shitstorm coming. I hope you have good shelter.

The Great Unwashed Riot (again…)

These studenty types, eh? And the smelly hippies.

Rioting again!

Police have kettled them, which involves a bizarre combination of hitting them with Russell Hobbs appliances and throwing crisps at them.

Hopefully the smellies will get the message and proceed to eat the crisps off the roads like the animals they are, and perhaps re-consider the fact that there are NO CUTS in government spending AT ALL. Just some rejigging of who gets what. The main beneficiaries of which are the people who have lent them money due to Broon pissing it all up a rope.

Arseholes!

And according to the Telegraph article (link above), this is a TUC Protest. See, I quite like those biscuits.

In the real world.....

Here's a good letter sent to the Daily Telegraph:

Sir – Public-sector unions are unhappy at the level of pay rises and have been threatening industrial action.

Many in the private sector would be grateful for a rise at all and, in many cases, to be sure of retaining their jobs. I suggest the unions join the real world.

Or fuck off and die.

Indeed, you are completely correct. Why the fuck should I have to pay more taxes (local or general) to fund you? You piece of shit! What we want is investment into something that produces something. You know. Not government waste bullshit. I reckon we could save billions by sacking all you useless shits. If you are that good then get a fucking job you waste of space twats!