Brighton Idiot’s Cannae ‘Spell

I want one of theyre pizza’s.

But why aren’t they selling potatoe’s?

Omnia

Make some noise, he says, but I got turfed out for stinking the place up!

Omnia vincit amor, et nos cedamus amori

Greece Lightning (the White sort)

Well, everybody in Greece should be downing copious quantities of White Lightning cheapo cider. They are well and truly fucked into a bucket.

Why?

Markets are demanding 25% interest on 2 year bond purchases. Fucking hell.

Full story sort of here

Ireland and Portugal are next.

Followed by Spain, Italy and us idiots in the UK where the borrowing still rises and there are no cuts whatsoever to government spending.

Actually, why are we:

• Sending billions to India from the overseas development fund?
• Giving the EU more money?
• Fucking chickens?

The End of the Euro?

God, I do hope so.

EU debt costs rise after Ireland downgrade, Greek delays

Borrowing cost for the eurozone's most indebted economies rose on Friday after Moody's cut Ireland's rating to just above "junk" and Greece delayed fleshing out fresh austerity and privatisation plans.

 

According to the Telegraph. The UK is also up a certain creek with no means of propulsion too, but the idiots here refuse to believe it.

Next up Spain.

And and interesting graph illustrating the market’s expected price for giving Greece a loan. Note the curve:

It seems that the ECB has now resigned to letting Greece fail. While previously any time we had a whopping 2 point drop in one day the ECB would promptly step in and be the buyer of only recourse in peripheral debt, it has been deathly silent today. And as the chart below demonstrates Greek debt is about to go bidless: a par 10 Year note is trading at 62, with the resulting yield now literally going parabolic. And the 2 Year is now at 16.5%.

The above comes from Zero Hedge. Rather illuminating, don’t you think?

Give me more & more

Awesome!

I am on cloud 9!

I can’t be happier!

But pity I have to work tomorrow…

Hospitalised!

Oh No! I’ve been carted off to hospital and been given anti-biotics for my incredibly inflamed and very sore foot. Spent all day yesterday asleep and feel a lot better today but little toe still looks incredibly manky still.

The Great Unwashed Riot (again…)

These studenty types, eh? And the smelly hippies.

Rioting again!

Police have kettled them, which involves a bizarre combination of hitting them with Russell Hobbs appliances and throwing crisps at them.

Hopefully the smellies will get the message and proceed to eat the crisps off the roads like the animals they are, and perhaps re-consider the fact that there are NO CUTS in government spending AT ALL. Just some rejigging of who gets what. The main beneficiaries of which are the people who have lent them money due to Broon pissing it all up a rope.

Arseholes!

And according to the Telegraph article (link above), this is a TUC Protest. See, I quite like those biscuits.

What a weekendie!

Zomg! That was mighty fun weekend. Pity it has now ended.

I’ve discovered a lot of new things! For example, did you know that the average man has 491,208 hairs on his left leg? And a woman likes nothing more than an “ironing board”?

Fascinating, captain!

I think I need to sleep.

But, I’m dancing around the room to some tunes! Yes, get the tazer gun out again.

Oh good, a fight

How many fronts are our knackered up armed forces fighting on now?

WTF is all this about?

Replace one nutty loon with a bunch of other nutty loons?

Why?

Just leave them to sort their own crap out.

Fewer of our lads landing in Wooton Bassett.

Missing A certain something

Well, the heating is back on – yay! My home is now nicely and snuggly warm and comfy again. But I’m missing something. And, not to put a too fine a point on it, hungry too. I’ve been down to my “Sainsbury’s Local” and bought a micro-wavable meal for one sad bugger of “Sausages and Mash”. Mmmmm. At least it is meat. And I love eating meaty things. My tongue gets all excited about lots of gravy and salt. But why no chips? You can’t have sausages without chips! OMG! WTF!

Or I could eat a quiche. With olives. And chillies.

Again.

Hmmmmm.

Arse biscuits!