Bastard seat hog

First post for quite a while, sorry. But I am sitting next to a bsh on
the train home. Now why the fuck does he want to sit sideways with his
back pressed so far over onto my seat he might as well sit on top of
me, the bastard twat head?

What do I do ? Punch the fucker in the head or just ignore it and hope
it dies?

Bastard seat hogging moron tit!