Wednesday, 30 March 2016

Gosh is it 2016 already?

I’m not really that angry about much these days, apart from f*cking recruitment agencies who just don’t bother their arses to return your calls…. Aside from that, rather happy. Fish and spuds for tea tonight. Woo hoo!

Tuesday, 15 September 2015

10 Times in Two Years?

I don’t know what’s more sad. That you have sex 10 times in two years with a blindfold on for “some reason” and never touch things, and not notice a pair of boobs and no nuts, or you actually think you can get away with it!


Friday, 21 August 2015

Love you for a thousand years…

And for a thousand more…..

Not posted for a while, but now we are together as God intended.

My love is infinite. And more.

Thank you.

For everything that has been.

And for everything that will be.

Until our end.

And that’s just the beginning…..





Saturday, 25 April 2015

Not much to be angry about this year

Well, the last few years have been full of angry posts with shouting at politicians, people who don’t know how to spell etc, but now I am a bit more serene.

Must have been something to do with the Easter Vigil. Or maybe not.

Anyway, I’m looking forward to another lovely Ireland holiday this July.

But my Clare has said we can’t go and camp at Father Ted’s house. What a blue meanie!

Friday, 19 December 2014


Yes, thanks to the wonderous EU lawyer bastards, the following two picture are to be given equal rights….









Oh isn’t it lovely!!!!

Saturday, 13 September 2014

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Oh for feck’s sake!


God no!

Ireland Holiday 2014–including Father Ted!


This is the small bit of Ballybunion beach from last week. Scortchingly hot and so lovely. Pity the water was freezing!


And we also went to see Father Ted’s house!


Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Millipede is a twat

Listen to this. A complete car crash, the mad millionaire fuckwitt.

Presenter: What do you make of Jim Grant?
EM: I beg your pardon?
Presenter: Jim Grant, do you think he has done a good job?
EM: I think that lots of Labour representatives are doing a good job right across the country and I…
Presenter: You do know who Jim Grant is Mr Miliband?
EM: You will enlighten me I am sure.
Presenter: Swindon Labour leader.
EM: Yeah I think he is doing a good job.
Presenter: Will he feel like you support him enough if you don’t even know his name?
EM: Well he is doing a good job as leader of the council Jim is and I think that is the case.
Presenter: I mean it’s Swindon Labour leader. Do you think by your comments now people might be a bit perplexed by why you wouldn’t know who Jim Grant is?
EM: No, I know that Jim is doing a good job for Swindon and I think he is doing a good job as leader of the council.
Presenter: But he is not leader of the council is he Mr Miliband? It’s a Conservative led council.
EM: I think he is doing a good job for Labour on the council. I think he is doing a good job for Labour on the council.
Presenter: So let’s be clear. Who runs Swindon council?
EM: It’s a Conservative controlled council.