Sir, I must protest. Personally, I am ridiculously handsome, pert and well formed, for my age. Grown women have been known to swoon in my exalted presence. Imagine the encumbrance of having to pick my way over a bevy of supine bodies. On occasion it has taken me 2 hours to navigate the aisles at Aldis. Surely this must count as a disability? Do I get my 'spakker' parking badge and gelt from the government, now?
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Sir, I must protest. Personally, I am ridiculously handsome, pert and well formed, for my age. Grown women have been known to swoon in my exalted presence. Imagine the encumbrance of having to pick my way over a bevy of supine bodies. On occasion it has taken me 2 hours to navigate the aisles at Aldis. Surely this must count as a disability? Do I get my 'spakker' parking badge and gelt from the government, now?
When are we going to give normal people equal rights?...
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