Sunday, 19 February 2012

Holidays in School Time

So the commie Michael Grove is now trying to further his top-down governance model on schools by inforcing a “NO HOLIDAYS DURING TERM TIME” edict.


Ok, I suppose if you believe that TEACHERS actually TEACH and don’t INDONTRONATE. Which is incredulous!  Teachers actually teaching? FFS. Don’t make me laugh!

So, Grove. You fuck off sharpish, like.

Read some of James Higham’s stuff on education. Very interesting!

TEACHERS are scum. Hang them. Hang them all!

Saturday, 18 February 2012

Emma West : The Trial

Well, from following the original Croydon Tram video of her spouting off some obnoxious bollocks against people who are completely innocent, she’s been hauled in front of the so-called magistrates to beg for her wossnames. Good luck with that babe.

From me, I was shocked and horrified what she did in front of her little child, never mind what she was saying. Tiger-Tiger anybody?

Never actually having visiting New Addington, I get the idea it isn’t the wondrous multcult society. But also having seen what the daft cow has spouted on about I can’t see how she can say it “never happened”. Er. Yes it fucking has. Have you seen yourself on youtube? Daft bag!


Plus, as an avid tramfan what the fuck is that pic? Colours all wrong. SPECIAL? Mong more like. Gits. And it’s not even East Croydon either! FFS!

(Maybe I should lie down in a dark place…..)

Anyway, back to the topic….

Rant away, you horrid person

Quite frankly I can’t see what the hell is the problem…. On the one hand we have one woman spouting shite. And, er. Well that’s it.

On THURSDAY, I had two white women giving each other some gip on the train coming into East Croydon. “Don’t talk to me like a child”, “Don’t fucking act like one then, bitch!” followed by a few minutes later by “Would Inspector Sands go to platform 3….” Of course, that’s not a CRIME nowadays, as it’s not favouring one of the pet classes.

I’m sure this Emma person has some issues, with the uncontrolled immigration in this country, however as being a Brit, and all that, there are certain ways of going about things. What she did was inexcusable. Especially in front of her child.

However, I do not think dragging her in front of the media like this will solve anything.

The Mail are pumping up support for the BNP, which I do not like at all, but wouldn’t stop their access to the media.

For me, I want to know all the facts, all the truth (not necessarily the same!). BBC? Fuck you, you commies.

Monday, 13 February 2012

Abu Qatada



Here’s yet another reason why you shouldn’t vote for the poncey-haired commie twat Boris Johnson in the upcoming elections. The guy has his head so shoved far up his anus that he’s sucking his own tongue, from below.

Here’s what we should do with this piece of shit (Qatada, not Johnson, although….):

  • Shoot the fucker in the face with an exploding face-harpoon.

Problem solved.

No way I’m paying tax to support this piece of shit.

And the CommieGraph doesn’t tell you WHY he’s not kicked out. It’s all to do with the COMMIE judges and the insanely anti-Christian judges who are so left they make Stalin look like, well, Stalin.

So here’s what we do:

  • Shoot the fucker (give him the option to fuck off somewhere else – he can pay his fare)
  • Shoot all the fuckers (give them option to fuck off somewhere else – likewise)
  • No benefits whatsoever to scummy foreign types who have not paid tax.
  • To be fair, no benefits to home-grown spongers who have not paid tax.
  • Previous abode in the EU and trying to claim asylum? Fuck you. Here’s a bullet to your ugly face, you beardy wanker!
  • Judge this, you leftie wankbaskets. Die, and horribly so!

I pay £20k+ a year in tax. Plus my ex gets equivalent of £26k untaxed benefits from me (which are post tax), plus benefits (like no council tax). And she says she is poor. Jesus Christ in a chicken basket!

I’m not paying it for these c*nts. And if you support them, then you deserve MY judgement too!


I am so fucking angry!!!!!!

Thursday, 9 February 2012

Yay! Diabetic Tits!

You a bloke? Ever wanted to have a lovely set of man jubblies? Well, just inject your insulin straight into your nipples and within a mere 30 years you will be able to go around fondling yourself like a sex-maniac!


Sorry, again, for yet another Daily Mail exclusive, but this is so funny.

Not only has the bloke developed man boobs but he’s such a twat that they are so low down that they look like granny bags now. FFS. I bet he wishes he’d stuck the needle into his chest these years. And, more is to the point, why the fuck didn’t he notice earlier? If I started developing man boobs I’d have stopped and thought “Er, is this normal”? I wouldn’t have kept on at it.

So, let’s all just point and laugh at the sad bastard.



Personally, I think the Daily Mail has been taken in yet again for another scam

Tattooed Wenches



Some horrid slag called Natasha Giggs (ooh! Is she the one shagging around? Oh yes, of course she is) has a very ugly piece of so-called artwork burned into her back.


And the Daily Mail (who are so prim and proper, like) are making this out to be interesting things.

Tattoos are ugly pieces of shit.

‘nuff said.

Moah Quantitative Easing

You know the QE? Easing it out like doing a lovely relaxing poo that just plops out without leaving any 14 sheets of loo roll to wipe off your buthole?

Unlike the Quantitative Bastard which is like pooing out lego bricks wrapped in razors. Those are not nice. Takes 2 loo rolls in their entirety to sort out all the mess, and then the damned bog doesn’t flush and you have to run away and pretend it wasn’t you?

Here’s something to ponder:


I don’t really like Twitter but this dude, whoever he happens to be, is right on the money.

Sunday, 5 February 2012

We can have it all…..

Oh god.

We can.

Even though you are asleep recovering from a night-shift, we can have it all.

Bodies together.



That’s all we need. And we have it all.


Clar Ni Broin, Cailean Mór <3 you, my darling.

Chicken Shop Stabbing: WTF?


Ok, so Thornton Heath and Norbury are renowned for the density of chicken shops. Geez. In fact Norbury has so many chicken shops per square meter that it is now officially known as a SI unit. Anything more that 8.5 Norburies is infinitely chicken-shop dense and causes a singularity of chicken. This sucks in all chicken eating anthropods from the event horizon of 800m away and crushes them into an infinitely small amounts of what scientists call KFCisms.

Anyhows, going through both places on the bus is like taking a guided tour of KFC (with renames, like Croydon Fried Chicken, Dallas Fried Chicken, Chicken Basket, Chicken Chicken Chicken and, of course the famous Chicken Poultry Fried Objects) World.

Fuck me.

So why are people trying to kill each other in a deep-fried chicken pieces places?

Now I’ve been past these places after midnight when they are full to the rafters with hungry chicken eaters. That and those barbers shops. WTF? Are any other areas of the country that are not being severely islamisized like this? Just me? Oh.

I remember going to the chippie to get a sausage supper. They closed around 10pm. After that you needed to go down to the chinky, as we called it (it was the early 80s, after all, before all this politically correct common purpose bullship commie wank). Chips and gravy. Eurgh. But the best thing was that the chippie had a space invaders arcade machine! Yay! Woo! Etc!

A sad state of affairs indeed if one cannot partake in the consumption of deep-fried chicken pieces without getting stabbed in the tits.

Friday, 3 February 2012

How to deal with Pirates

The Russians have it completely right. Utterly!

The video tape shows Russian Navy commandos on a Somalian pirate ship shortly after the pirates had captured a Russian oil tanker. The European Union navy that patrols these waters would not interfere because they feared there could be casualties.

So the Russian Navy Commandos freed their compatriots and the tanker … and then moved the pirates back to their own pirate ship, the Russians searched the pirate ship for weapons and explosives … and found plenty!

Then they left the ship and exploded it with all remaining pirates hand-cuffed to it [no need for] any court proceedings, lawyers, etc. They used the anti-piracy laws of the 18th and 19th centuries where the captain of the rescuing ship has the right to decide what to do with pirates. Usually, they were hanged.

Care of Orphans of Liberty

What would happen over here? Yes, they’d either get released or get a council house.

Russia : WIN

Pirates: NUBS



(Mr Angry, yesterday)

Ever get the feeling you should really have double-double checked what you were about to send?

Yes, that’s me.

Just sent something fairly innocent to my ex by text which was destined for my girlfriend.

I am. Beaker.

Lucky it wasn’t something more passionate.

Poor Clare on night shifts….. now I won’t see her until Sunday evening.

Is that better than her earlies, when I end up at work at 7am? Um.