Thursday, 9 February 2012

Moah Quantitative Easing

You know the QE? Easing it out like doing a lovely relaxing poo that just plops out without leaving any 14 sheets of loo roll to wipe off your buthole?

Unlike the Quantitative Bastard which is like pooing out lego bricks wrapped in razors. Those are not nice. Takes 2 loo rolls in their entirety to sort out all the mess, and then the damned bog doesn’t flush and you have to run away and pretend it wasn’t you?

Here’s something to ponder:


I don’t really like Twitter but this dude, whoever he happens to be, is right on the money.

1 comment:

Leg-iron said...

That's the best, most concise explanation of quantitative wastery I've ever seen.