Our local Tesco was selling turkey things for a god awful expensive amount. I picked up a Turkey Crown (which is tits on bone to be honest) and a 1.5 kg lump of this cost £21 earth quids. FFS.
There’s only me, the Wife (tm) and the 2 kids to feed. It lasted 1.3 meals. FFS!
On the other hand, the cheapo Bernardo Mathews Bird in a Frozen Box was £5 (or 2 of the bastards for £9 squids). One of the boxes fed us all, and left some scraps for the cats.
So, lessons learned for 2010:
1) Buy a Bernardo0 Mathews Bird in a Frozen Box
2) Avoid Eggnog. It is just wrong.
3) Don’t fly anywhere on a Christian festival for fear of the Religion Of Pieces.
Fin.
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