So you are a scientist. So what do you spend your time doing? Finding a cure for cancer? Inventing the perpetual motion engine and thus giving the world free energy? How about a top secret volcanic island with a space ship?
No, you go wasting 3 1/2 years working out how cats can drink milk without getting their fucking chins wet!
Fuck!
Knowing the size and speed of the tongue, they were able to calculate a mathematical formula involving the Froude number – a dimensionless number that characterises the ratio between gravity and inertia.
For cats of all sizes, that number is almost exactly one, indicating a perfect balance.
Well fuck yes! How did they get the funding for this shit? How does that help anything or anybody whatsoever??????
And it gets worse….
The team also created a robotic cat's tongue to explore different methods of lapping.
Mathematician Jeffrey Aristoff said: "The amount of liquid available for the cat to capture each time it closes its mouth depends on the size and speed of the tongue.
"Our research — the experimental measurements and theoretical predictions — suggests that the cat chooses the speed in order to maximise the amount of liquid ingested per lap.
A robotic fucking tongue? Fuck the fuck off! And of course the cat will do what it can to get the most milk per lap. I could have told you that with no funding.
Arseholes!!!
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It's serious business.
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