Sunday 27 May 2012

More Odd Sayings : Girlfriend Edition!

Yes, and no I was not snoring.

But she said, and I quote, “If you don’t stop snoring then I’m going to have to stab you….”

Then I woke up and said “No, don’t stab me. I’m not snoring”

“So, you snore when you are awake then?”

Which, obviously, I don’t do either.

Women, never will understand them…..

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