Keep Calm…

Nuff said!

Give the Gift of Noodles this Christmas

Not withstanding that it is a whole week until the start of December, our local Tescos has stepped up to the plate and started to try stealing Waitrose and Harrods's clientele with the following ideal gift for all tracksuit-wearing muppets:

Yep, ideal for those connoisseurs who love the taste of noodles and monosodium glutamate – with added soy sauce – but who don’t know how long 2 minutes is.

Grab a “bargain” at Tesco

Oh yes, this is certainly one for the masses. See if you can spot the obvious lie:

 

Yes, Tescos have flagged up a PRICE DROP of £2.19 up to £3.18 a litre. Ho yes. Bring it on!

Ass!

Ahh just finished work

At 2 fucking A M.

Don’t you just love working?

GRRRR

 

BTW, here’s a picture of a cat:

This is how I feel.