Clare and I were waiting for a bus at Thornton Heath (opposite the Tescos) and there was an elderlyish black guy there advertising his disco DJ services. He did this by having a large stack of speakers, on top of which was taped a car stereo. Nice. Class. Not only was the Reggae being pumped out by a constantly skipping CD player, the guy was also not very familiar with how it was supposed to be working.
Anyways.
A few Asian (i.e. Pakistani) guys sauntered past and our man decided to inform them that they were “blud clart!” and “stink” in a heavy Jamaican accent. As they turned the corner, he shouted that they should go “home” and this was England. He also disapproved of their presence and let his opinion be known.
Luckily, the bus turned up and we boarded.
The guy, after pressing and fiddling with his car stereo, decided that the elderly Indian lady on the bus needed a lesson in cultural enrichment and proceeded to point his hand like a gun at her and inform her of her “blud clart” status.
But none of that was racist, you see. Nope. Only white people are racist.
1 comment:
What a pity you did not record it on your mobile phone. Next time, do so.
Radical Rodent
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