Bargain Stuff from Local Shop Shocker

Well, fed up with paying over the odds for Schwartz herbs and spices, and the quite frankly very limited variety in the local Tescos or Sainsbury’s, Clare and I decided to gather our party and venture forth into the wilds of West Croydon to a bunch of those insane halal shops.

Just as well we did.

Got this lot for under £15.

Only thing is that the chillies aren’t that hot. Rather bland. But, good enough for cooking with.

And look at all the ginger for just 50p!!!

How to make a left-over diet pizza

 

Every felt like you need to use up those left over bits and pieces and didn’t want to pay £20 for a fecking pizza online? Well let’s do the Mr Angry Diet Pizza.

You’ll need:

1) Flour Tortilla:

Plus a blob or two of some tomato puree:

Which gets smeared around like a smeary thing, yummy:

Then add some left over bits:

As we can see here, there are some Swedish meatballs, and cheese and a few slices of leftover hams.

Which gives this. The diet pizza base. Now to add some extras!

Yes, some chillies and some chillie oil. You can omit these, but try putting some olive oil on the diet pizza instead. It really makes a big difference. You don’t need much, just a little drizzle.

Here’s the final result, ready to put into a 200c oven for about 10 minutes.

As you can see, put it into the oven and then close the door. Don’t, for example, throw the whole lot out of the window or smash your head into the fridge door. That would be erroneous.

 

And here’s the result. A lovely dinner with bugger all calories and using up all your leftovers.

Yum!