Monday 30 June 2008

English GCSE is a fucking shit bollocks cunt!!!!!

I must first apologise for swearing so much. This is because swearing gratuitously is now admissable in a GCSE "exam". Think I'm a fucking bollock? Well, read this article!

One pupil who wrote 'f*** off' was rewarded for spelling and conveying his meaning accurately in his GCSE English exam


The article is here.

So, thinking back to when you were a young student. If you even slightly wrote the word "FUCK" in your answer to ANY question, what do you think the result would have been?

a) You, and your parents, haulled up in front of the head teacher and you beaten to 1" of your life when you got home.

b) You got 0%

c) You passed the exam.

Well, if you are a twatting arsehole and chose the last answer then you are really a twat.

The phrase 'f*** off' was given in answer to the question 'Describe the room you're sitting in' in a 2006 GCSE paper. It was not punctuated.


You forgot a fucking exclamation mark, you wanker!

Ok.

One question.

What sort of pissing question is "Describe the room you're sitting in?" I mean. Fucking arse cunts! TWATS! TWATS!

Fucking hell!

Cunt!

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