Saturday, 11 October 2008

Mother gives kids alcohol on school walk

You are a mum. Your 13 year old daughter is going to go on a charity walk for her local school. What do you pack her for food/drink for the arduous 7 mile stroll?

Would it be:

a) A packet of biscuits, 2 cans of coke and an apple;
b) 2 packets of crisps, a peanut butter sandwich and a bottle of orange squash; or
c) No fucking food. 1 bottle of vodka, 3 bottles of wine and 2 alcopops.

Guess what this horrid mother did?



Yes, isn't it marvellous? Of course, she didn't buy it for her daughter alone; she had 2 friends with her. So that makes it all fine and dandy.

Before setting off, they clubbed their pocket money together and asked Mrs Jones [The Mum] to buy them alcohol for the trek


Now, call me old fashioned, but WTF? Do you think that if you had asked your parents for alcohol at this age you would have received nothing less than a clout?

In summary: WTF??????????

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Silly Bitch! Call yourself a mother? Take the kids away!