Hello and welcome to ARM’s cookery course. Today we are going to make vinegar. Have you got all of the ingredients you’ll need?
What’s that? You don’t really need any ingredients because it’s really easy and could be made by accident?
You are obviously a fecking moron! You need lots and lots and lots of ingredients to make vinegar!
I mean, where’s your nuts? And celery? Jesus wept, you’ve gone and forgotten the milk, eggs and fish again haven’t you? You twonk!
And WTF is mustrad?
Incidentally, if you have made vinegar using mustard, fish, and celery please go away very quietly and slap yourself repeatedly with a fridge. Thank you.
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