Ever needed to go to the loo in a shop?

Well, now you know what to do!

I mean! Bloody cheek!

And what’s worse? Her doing it (rather quickly for a girl, I might add…) or the old dude licking it up off the floor??

Papers R Gr8

How come we never get this sort of thing over here?

Europe worth it, my Irish cousins?

Phuket it

So good.

Pity I am crying.

Don’t go to this Magistrates’ Court–they know nothing about grammar!

Ok, on way back from hospital appointment on Friday and came across this interesting sign.

What does it mean? I’m all confused now.

Is there just one magistrate, and thus should read Magistrate’s Court, or are there a bunch of minging magistrates in which case it would need to read Magistrates’ Court?

Arseheads!!!!

Kebab a rama!

Yes, I’ve gone and done it! I’m getting the following to much on while shooting wasteland scum in the face with my combat shotgun:

doner kebab, 1 skewer of shish kebab, 1 skewer of chicken kebab and 1 skewer of kofte kebab

and chips with extra garlic!!!!!!!!!

Obviously!!!!!!

And chillies!

Yes!

Bring

It

On!

Fecking idiots

So you are a scientist. So what do you spend your time doing? Finding a cure for cancer? Inventing the perpetual motion engine and thus giving the world free energy? How about a top secret volcanic island with a space ship?

No, you go wasting 3 1/2 years working out how cats can drink milk without getting their fucking chins wet!

Fuck!

Knowing the size and speed of the tongue, they were able to calculate a mathematical formula involving the Froude number – a dimensionless number that characterises the ratio between gravity and inertia.

For cats of all sizes, that number is almost exactly one, indicating a perfect balance.

Well fuck yes! How did they get the funding for this shit? How does that help anything or anybody whatsoever??????

And it gets worse….

The team also created a robotic cat's tongue to explore different methods of lapping.

Mathematician Jeffrey Aristoff said: "The amount of liquid available for the cat to capture each time it closes its mouth depends on the size and speed of the tongue.

"Our research — the experimental measurements and theoretical predictions — suggests that the cat chooses the speed in order to maximise the amount of liquid ingested per lap.

A robotic fucking tongue? Fuck the fuck off! And of course the cat will do what it can to get the most milk per lap. I could have told you that with no funding.

Arseholes!!!

Local Radio Connie Lingus

Hahahahah.

Auntie's Gaff

Hat tip to Ken Frost for this one!

Oh oh oooo! Arse!

A rather apt video for tonight. ++ K ‘n’ the Gang.