Saturday, 15 October 2011

Bridges for Bats

Luckily for all of us, the money the council you vote for is spending it wisely…. on building bridges for fucking bats!

Yes, those little flying creatures that eat moths and stuff, obviously nature has left a bit of a boo boo in that they need bridges. Yes, flying creatures need bridges. Hmm.


So how does £0.5m of your council tax feel? Upset about the supposed closure of libraries, hospitals, schools etc? Yes, I’m sure you are. You obviously also agree that we need more Climate Change Outreach Co-ordinators and one-legged lesbian basketball facilitators, don’t we?


Easy. Get off your lardy arse and vote for somebody who will make a difference!!!!

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