Thursday, 19 June 2008

Crazy inflation

Well, according to the official rate of inflation, things are getting
bad. Up to about 3% which is why I'm paying 100% more water bills,
electricity and gas up some 30% so far this year with warnings they
will to go up another 40% this year and fuel prices going mental - 1
litre of unleaded now costs me £1.21! Mortgage rates are poised to
increase too as banks try to get back into profit after lending huge
sums of money to people with no income and then being upset that they
lost everything in huge multi billion writedowns.....

Isn't life just grand!

#END

Sunday, 15 June 2008

Air Taxes

In April (yes, I know this rant is a bit delayed), I booked flights to Florida in November for a "holiday of a lifetime" for my wife (who is turning 40) and my 2 lovely daughters.

Nothing wrong with that.

Not until you see the huge amount of tax being paid to useless leftist scummy goverments, supposedly for "green" issues. Green as in they're green with envy that somebody has the fortune of earning money to spend as they wish, but not as the leftie scum want.

So look here at the confirmation thingy:

Tickets: £812
Taxes for leftie scum government: £846
Total: £1658



Anybody see anything even slightly unfair here?
AND, just looking at the website again, the price is about £140 higher than when we purchased originally.

Friday, 13 June 2008

Screw the EUssr

Well done to our brove Irish neighbours who have temorarily put the proverbial spanner in the works of the evil EU(ssr) machinations. Gutless Brown (our shameful "prime minister") is still insisting on pushing this bullshit "treaty" through parliament. The scum.

If only I could vote on the EUssr too! I'd vote for leaving.

Tuesday, 3 June 2008

Indian Call Centres

Come on, what's the point? Who are they trying to fool? Yesterday I was called by "Shaun" who sounded as much like your typical Shaun as, say, a gorilla would to related to a snake.

"Hello, my name is Shaun and I am calling on behalf of blah blah blah blah"

"Yes, of course you are. What do you want?"

"Blah blah blah blah"

"No thanks, I'm actually dead."


I must go and play some more GTA4 to relieve all this pent up stress.

WTF?

Hot on the heals whereby the police tell bible preachers that they can't do so because they are in a muslim area, we get this:

Don't go arresting or prosecuting fanatical muslims. Oh no. Poor dears are just slightly bonkers mental and therefore need a nice spot of therapy. Yes, they aren't the criminals trying to destroy our country. They're the VICTIMS. Poor little things. How dare you have the audacity to get blown up by them! You islamophobe.

All care of our loony leftie / communist statist goverment.

And now we have one who says he was only going to blow up a small bomb as a publicity stunt for this anti-American you-tube film. I mean, for Christ's sake. Am I going mad here??? Where is the outrage from the public over this total and complete bullshit coming out of the government?

Anger level very high! Must go and play GTA4!!!!

Saturday, 24 May 2008

Crazy weekend

Well, it is bank holiday weekend again and the kids are fighting, calling each other fat pigs and eating all the biscuits. Now there is a "shut your cakehole"

Where will it all end? Probably in prison or something...

Meanwhile my mum, who is fast approaching 80 is very poorly. She went to the doctors yesterday who then diagnosed a "cold" and gave her a prescription for antibiotics... Hmm. I am very worried about her. My wife says she is the Dort of person who will "go just like that " and that's probably very true indeed. Fingers crossed she'll bounce back very very soon.

Thursday, 22 May 2008

They're at it again!

Looks like our friendly Muslims are at it again and trying to kill innocent men, women and children. The UK (and Europe) has a very big problem. There's an elephant in the room but the political classes are far too scared to talk about it.

Please place your bets on when the next attack will ocurr. No point asking about a target. We know who that is.

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Oh yes, this'll help!

Just read that some crazy Imam in Keyna is telling his flock, for what of a better word, not to wear condoms when having sex as this causes Aids. Hmm, how? Well, of course, as we all know, the Americans are infecting condoms with the Aids virus in order to kill Muslims. All makes sense now, doesn't it.

Dear God.

Here's the link. Read and shake your head.

Mind you, at least it makes a change from riots and lynching over voodoo priests or whatever that, through black magic (no, not the chocolates) steal penises.

Is it me or is the world totally mental? I'm going for a lie down now.

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Local Elections

Well, it has been a good day for punching Labour in the face then following up with opening a chillie-soaked umbrella where the sun doesn't shine.

Yes, it's the local elections where us, the tax-paying electorate, get to vent our fury on the Labour "government". Nothing will change, of course. The government will continue to pass the laws that have been created in the EU and that they cannot amend in any way. The local councils that are not Labour will continue to get their central goverment grants reduced, thereby forcing the local taxes up as a punnishment.

But why so Cynical Mr Angry Ranting Man? Well, we've got 650+ MPs in Parliament who do bugger all every day due to fact that they cannot amend the legislation being forced on the UK from the EU parliament. And they like their expenses. Oh yes.

Then you have the hoards of non-jobs that Labour has created. Such job titles as "Diversity Outreach Coordinator" and others that will make you sick can be found in the Guardian newspaper every week. And we've got thousands of them.

But what is the difference between the Conservatives and Labour parties? Not much that I can see. The Conservatives have pledged to stick to Labour's spending plans. So no tax cuts for me then. And they are both mental on so-called "Global Warming". And they can't really do anything really because the powerbase is Brussels, not Westminster now.

So, any point in democracy?

Jumped up Council Nazis

Well well well. Just when you thought all this political correctness crap couldn't descend anymore into unbelievable bullshit, along comes this story about a father who flew Jolly Roger for daughter's birthday being prosecuted by the local council!

Words just fail me.