No more sprouts'

My wife has eaten 3 dozen sprouts, washed down with a bunch of pickled
onions and 2 kg of stuffing.

She is currently encased in concrete and dumped into a nuclear fuel
storage facility in Nebraska.

As if! The smell thing is right next to me and I think my nose has
melted off!!!!!!!!

How much for a fucking turkey?

Our local Tesco was selling turkey things for a god awful expensive amount. I picked up a Turkey Crown (which is tits on bone to be honest) and a 1.5 kg lump of this cost £21 earth quids. FFS.

There’s only me, the Wife (tm) and the 2 kids to feed. It lasted 1.3 meals. FFS!

On the other hand, the cheapo Bernardo Mathews Bird in a Frozen Box was £5 (or 2 of the bastards for £9 squids). One of the boxes fed us all, and left some scraps for the cats.

So, lessons learned for 2010:

1) Buy a Bernardo0 Mathews Bird in a Frozen Box

2) Avoid Eggnog. It is just wrong.

3) Don’t fly anywhere on a Christian festival for fear of the Religion Of Pieces.

Fin.

I’ve been absent recently

Sorry for the non-posts. I’ve had a few personal issues that I had to resolve. They are now resolved. So there are no barriers to me posting now. As you can see, I  have already posted some stuff that has annoyed me over the last week or so. With the Tesco employing idiots and having to train them up to be better idiots issue (FAIL) to the killer truck driver stuff, well. Huh. Arse and barnacles!

I HAVE MY COMBAT SHOTGUN!!!!!

Local Government Fuckwits

There’s a £10 prize fund to the first person who can decipher what the hell this sign means:

 

Illiterate cnuts!

Here’s one for the murdering truck driver’s:

 

Get your fucking HGV’s and your own STI’s out of my yard!

Tesco Cafe Illiteracy!

Following on from a previous post about Tesco stupidity, here’s a pic from their in-store cafe….

Machine’s, eh? WTF? Go and get a fucking education. It’s not difficult.

Suffer the little Chiledren’s

Ok, with today’s release of stats saying that x% of kids in primary schools haven’t made the grade in English, is this (below) any fucking wonder why?

 

I mean, what the fuck is this shit all about? CHILDRENS????? And then they wonder why their SATS are so shit?

Fucking get a grip, you useless teaching teachers wank bastard cunts!

G20 letdown

What a bore nothing happened. Never even saw one of the unwashed ones

Come on you wimps! Riot or something! Let the cops start shooting you
so I can save some tax!

G20 update

Bugger all happening where I am (Liverpool street ) very poor show.

Plenty of helicopters (news and plod)

G20 riots

Ok so I haven't posted anything in a while as I've been far too busy
earning money and paying large amounts of tax to the government so
they can piss it up the wall on bullshit bank nationalization and
burkha wearing firewomen.

So from tomorrow I will be documenting my journey into work in the
square mile fighting against the Great Unwashed twats on their G20
riots. Should be a fun trip. Let's see how many I can wind up.