I don't think so, Pet.

Here's a good story. Imagine you are a professional psychologist or something. You professionally let a knife maniac out of jail based on some bullshit theory. The lunatic goes and kills somebody. What do you think happens?

a) You hang yourself in shame;
b) You are fired for a disasterous decision that resulted in the death of an innocent civilian; or
c) You sue your employed for £300 grand

Bastards!

English GCSE is a fucking shit bollocks cunt!!!!!

I must first apologise for swearing so much. This is because swearing gratuitously is now admissable in a GCSE "exam". Think I'm a fucking bollock? Well, read this article!

One pupil who wrote 'f*** off' was rewarded for spelling and conveying his meaning accurately in his GCSE English exam

The article is here.

So, thinking back to when you were a young student. If you even slightly wrote the word "FUCK" in your answer to ANY question, what do you think the result would have been?

a) You, and your parents, haulled up in front of the head teacher and you beaten to 1" of your life when you got home.

b) You got 0%

c) You passed the exam.

Well, if you are a twatting arsehole and chose the last answer then you are really a twat.

The phrase 'f*** off' was given in answer to the question 'Describe the room you're sitting in' in a 2006 GCSE paper. It was not punctuated.

You forgot a fucking exclamation mark, you wanker!

Ok.

One question.

What sort of pissing question is "Describe the room you're sitting in?" I mean. Fucking arse cunts! TWATS! TWATS!

Fucking hell!

Cunt!

Drooling idiots

Every day I go from kings cross to moorgate on the tube and every day
I and thousands of other passengers are exposed to the lunacy that is
diversity / political correctness bullshit. London underground think
that hiring a drooling, stuttering twat with a lisp to make
announcements is a good idea. Yes, this unfortunate lady sounds like a
drunken giraffe vommiting into a bucket. The only discernable word is
"doors" and this morning I swear she said "haddock"

Fire all these wastes of space and cut the bloody ticket prices now!

EUssr

Here's an excellent video showing just how democratic the EUssr really is. My previous post was boring, according to The Wife (tm), but please take a few minutes to watch this.

Digital shenanigans

Ok so I took advantage of getting Alone in the Dark on digital
download last night. 8 odd gigs. Saved the download to my D drive
which had enough room. When I ran the file it insisted on extracting
to my C drive which didn't have enough space so I had to copy 5 gigs
of stuff to my D drive and then when I ran it again to install to my D
(games) drive that didn't have enough room so I had to put a load of
stuff on DVD. A simple install then ended up taking an hour! Good game
though but it crashed near the start unlike Mass Effect which I played
from start to finish with no crashes at all!

Crazy inflation

Well, according to the official rate of inflation, things are getting
bad. Up to about 3% which is why I'm paying 100% more water bills,
electricity and gas up some 30% so far this year with warnings they
will to go up another 40% this year and fuel prices going mental - 1
litre of unleaded now costs me £1.21! Mortgage rates are poised to
increase too as banks try to get back into profit after lending huge
sums of money to people with no income and then being upset that they
lost everything in huge multi billion writedowns.....

Isn't life just grand!

#END

Air Taxes

In April (yes, I know this rant is a bit delayed), I booked flights to Florida in November for a "holiday of a lifetime" for my wife (who is turning 40) and my 2 lovely daughters.

Nothing wrong with that.

Not until you see the huge amount of tax being paid to useless leftist scummy goverments, supposedly for "green" issues. Green as in they're green with envy that somebody has the fortune of earning money to spend as they wish, but not as the leftie scum want.

So look here at the confirmation thingy:

Tickets: £812
Taxes for leftie scum government: £846
Total: £1658



Anybody see anything even slightly unfair here?
AND, just looking at the website again, the price is about £140 higher than when we purchased originally.

Screw the EUssr

Well done to our brove Irish neighbours who have temorarily put the proverbial spanner in the works of the evil EU(ssr) machinations. Gutless Brown (our shameful "prime minister") is still insisting on pushing this bullshit "treaty" through parliament. The scum.

If only I could vote on the EUssr too! I'd vote for leaving.

Indian Call Centres

Come on, what's the point? Who are they trying to fool? Yesterday I was called by "Shaun" who sounded as much like your typical Shaun as, say, a gorilla would to related to a snake.

"Hello, my name is Shaun and I am calling on behalf of blah blah blah blah"

"Yes, of course you are. What do you want?"

"Blah blah blah blah"

"No thanks, I'm actually dead."

I must go and play some more GTA4 to relieve all this pent up stress.

WTF?

Hot on the heals whereby the police tell bible preachers that they can't do so because they are in a muslim area, we get this:

Don't go arresting or prosecuting fanatical muslims. Oh no. Poor dears are just slightly bonkers mental and therefore need a nice spot of therapy. Yes, they aren't the criminals trying to destroy our country. They're the VICTIMS. Poor little things. How dare you have the audacity to get blown up by them! You islamophobe.

All care of our loony leftie / communist statist goverment.

And now we have one who says he was only going to blow up a small bomb as a publicity stunt for this anti-American you-tube film. I mean, for Christ's sake. Am I going mad here??? Where is the outrage from the public over this total and complete bullshit coming out of the government?

Anger level very high! Must go and play GTA4!!!!