Last night snoozing was interrupted by our nice little moggies killing a frog to deth. My wife and kids are away for the week and I had probably the worst night's sleep ever. A frog, being killed to deth, makes the most incredible noise. Not a ribbit ribbit, but louder. No, this is a SKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK type of noise. Who knows what they sound like when the French are ripping their legs off.
Anyhow, lots of frog deth noises at 1am, 2am, 3am etc etc. So I was up and about at 5am because, well, there's not much else I could have been doing.
So, today, I have the following tasks to complete:
1) Dark wash in the cooker.
2) Water the kitchen.
3) Feed the dishwasher.
4) Put the animals away.
Something like that. Er.
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