A Recipe for disASSter

Here's the recipe, if you want to try it out at home:

Ingredients:
500g of chicken breast
4 pieces of bread (or rolls)
1 jalapeño chillie
4 Naga Jolokia chillies.
2 gallons of milk.
47 loo rolls.


Preparation:
Leave all chillies in the fridge for around 2 weeks until they have dried out.
Cut chicken into bits.
Put bread (or rolls) into blender and make lots of fresh breadcrumbs.
Throw away the jalapeño chillie. That's for wusses.
Put the 4 Naga Jolokia chillies into blender and blend. The breadcrumbs will take on a firey appearance.
Put breadcrumbs and chillies into plastic box.
Add chicken (one bit at a time) and shake to cover with breadcrumbs. You will need a lid.
Put breaded chicken on cooking rack.
Cook for 30 minutes @ 200 C in oven.


To consume:
Eat one.
Utilise milk to remove burning sensation in mouth.
Eat another. Repeat.

WARNING: Do not consume any liquid apart from Milk. This would be bad.

Next day:
Utilise 47 loo rolls and walk like a cowboy for 7 years.