Bloody Hell

It is 2019 now. Er.

Gosh is it 2016 already?

I’m not really that angry about much these days, apart from f*cking recruitment agencies who just don’t bother their arses to return your calls…. Aside from that, rather happy. Fish and spuds for tea tonight. Woo hoo!

10 Times in Two Years?

I don’t know what’s more sad. That you have sex 10 times in two years with a blindfold on for “some reason” and never touch things, and not notice a pair of boobs and no nuts, or you actually think you can get away with it!

Love you for a thousand years…

And for a thousand more…..

Not posted for a while, but now we are together as God intended.

My love is infinite. And more.

Thank you.

For everything that has been.

And for everything that will be.

Until our end.

And that’s just the beginning…..

Eternity.

Together.

Love.

*hugs*

Not much to be angry about this year

Well, the last few years have been full of angry posts with shouting at politicians, people who don’t know how to spell etc, but now I am a bit more serene.

Must have been something to do with the Easter Vigil. Or maybe not.

Anyway, I’m looking forward to another lovely Ireland holiday this July.

But my Clare has said we can’t go and camp at Father Ted’s house. What a blue meanie!

Disabled!

Yes, thanks to the wonderous EU lawyer bastards, the following two picture are to be given equal rights….

 

DISABLED GENTLEMAN DUE TO PIES AND CRISPS

 

WORKSHY LAYABOUT CHAV

 

 

Oh isn’t it lovely!!!!

Tesco substitution goes metal

So how are those spending “cuts” working?

They aren’t.

Oh for feck’s sake!

God no!

Ireland Holiday 2014–including Father Ted!

 

This is the small bit of Ballybunion beach from last week. Scortchingly hot and so lovely. Pity the water was freezing!

And we also went to see Father Ted’s house!

Millipede is a twat

https://audioboo.fm/boos/2180166-read-guido-get-this-1st

Listen to this. A complete car crash, the mad millionaire fuckwitt.

Presenter: What do you make of Jim Grant?
EM: I beg your pardon?
Presenter: Jim Grant, do you think he has done a good job?
EM: I think that lots of Labour representatives are doing a good job right across the country and I…
Presenter: You do know who Jim Grant is Mr Miliband?
EM: You will enlighten me I am sure.
Presenter: Swindon Labour leader.
EM: Yeah I think he is doing a good job.
Presenter: Will he feel like you support him enough if you don’t even know his name?
EM: Well he is doing a good job as leader of the council Jim is and I think that is the case.
Presenter: I mean it’s Swindon Labour leader. Do you think by your comments now people might be a bit perplexed by why you wouldn’t know who Jim Grant is?
EM: No, I know that Jim is doing a good job for Swindon and I think he is doing a good job as leader of the council.
Presenter: But he is not leader of the council is he Mr Miliband? It’s a Conservative led council.
EM: I think he is doing a good job for Labour on the council. I think he is doing a good job for Labour on the council.
Presenter: So let’s be clear. Who runs Swindon council?
EM: It’s a Conservative controlled council.

European Elections

When Clare and I were over in Dublin a few weeks ago for Thomas & Siobhan’s amazing wedding, the one thing that hit me was the IN YOUR FACE pictures on every fecking lamppost of gurning euro mp candidates. Everywhere. All the time. EVERYWHERE. Fuck me. EVERY WHERE. I mean it. It’s bloody embarrassing if you ask me.

Ok, some were ok looking. Some of the women looked vaguely nice, but the men looked like paedos to be honest.

But compare that to the UK. The capital city of the UK (that’s LONDON for you stupids out there) versus the capital city of Ireland (that’s DUBLIN for you stupids out there).

London: feck all.

Dublin: IN YOUR FACE FECKER. AND MOAH!

 

So what does this tell us?

I dunno.

You tell me.

A lovely reminder of the past…..

 

http://cedo-nulli.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/dreaming-of-my-clar-ni-brion.html

 

Just thinking back to those days….. but here’s a remix type of thing I won’t be allowed to play at Clare and my wedding….. or may be it will be…..

 

Love you, darling. Forever now and always.

 

xxxx

I’m going to take your money unless you let me take your money!

Um,

So what this tefal-headed moron is threatening us with is that unless we agree to being robbed blind by a bunch of incompetents then we will be robbed!

Remind me, why aren’t we stringing these bastards up with piano wire?

Utter cunts!

Kevin keeps shitting himself at age 13!

Thank God for the state to tell us parents what we have to do….

Kevin is now 18 and keeps shitting in the corner of the living room!

More bargains from the local Market

Got this little lot for £5.00. So don’t let it be said you can’t feed a family well for little money.

Expected: Cull Cats!

Yes, kill them all, the furry bastards.

Meanwhile, here’s a cute baby badger pic who you lot want to have culled:

Bus Nutters!

Was upstairs in the bus and downstairs a woman was ranting on the phone to somebody she kept calling “Your Honour”. She was shouting that his son-in-law kept trying to rape her – 3 times last week apparently. She then shouted that her children were taken away from her because “they” said she was mad, but she wasn’t mad because she is a government employee. After a bit more ranting and shouting she said a classic line that had all upstairs laughing… “But at least I have self control!”

Fake the evidence then and arrest a random brown person then!!

 

Just get the police to invent some evidence, perhaps pointing to some random ethnic person, arrest the person then get the whole thing chucked out of court and declare a mistrial.

Yes, what could possibly go wrong with that plan, eh?

A bit like the rape allegations, many of which are made up by what could only be described as mental cows. Just the allegation of rape must be a conviction.

Sugar tax? Why not fuck off instead?

The mentals are at it again. They’ve given up on fag tax, but instead on focusing on tobacco they have turned their beady eyes on sugar. Oh yes, sugar. Hmmmm.

So what have the fuckers to say about getting your carbs from sugar?

Fantastic that we have seers in the organisation, yes? Cuts out all those annoying research papers at least.

And…..? Is this science now?

Tell you what, why don’t you just fuck off? That would be much more beneficial, wouldn't’ it?