Wow, look at those, er, well. Um. Hmmmm. Is it a man? A woman? A beast? Fuck knows.
Or was that a picture of Uncle Bulgaria? And what’s he doing being charged with intimidating a witness?
This is the story about some mad woman who has been told she must take off the Uncle Bulgaria mask in order to give evidence.
Pretty much an open or shut case, no?
If you have happiness, then bloody well hold onto it. Don’t let it slip.
And, as I’m probably in the very very exciting Norbury Pub for some reason, then please let me go home before 4am so I can luxuriate in the nice new memory foam mattress that arrived today. We have a nice big joint of the beefs for dinner, you know.
And I’m going to be having a party around February time. And for good reason!
Fuckers.
So they are supposed to be working on Boxing Day as well. My poor Clare is working Christmas Day and Boxing Day. And she pays tax on reclaiming her taxi fares.
The lovely tube drivers get a nice deal, don’t you think?
As far as I am concerned, they are very very very overpaid and the sooner they are replaced by electronics the better.
Wankers.
Oh that reminds me of this:
http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/
Always good for a laugh…..
As our useless overlords in Parliament pronounce they are shocked, I tell you, that they are being forced to accept a 11% increase in their salaries, they say that they won’t take this. Or at least two of them do. Meanwhile, they are very cross with it all, as these pictures illustrates quite nicely:
Makes you want to hang the fuckers from lampposts, doesn’t it?
But to cheer you up, here’s a picture of Boris:
Good old Boris.
What a spastic.
Well, my girlfriend was seriously delayed going to work on Tuesday following an “accident” between a cyclist and a bus. Guess who won?
I’m not being fatuous.
Check out the pics and also a very telling comment…
Yes, the cyclist cut across in front of the bus.
Probably didn’t want to use the cyclepath that was available and too keen to get to where he wanted to go that he risked death… and lost.
Now, although I think cyclists are completely evil and deserve everything they get, I do have to chuckle about this NY guy making a rather good point….
As they say, you must “ALWAYS RIDE IN THE BIKE LANE”….
Ho ho ho.
Yep, the lovely overlord masters of the EU are telling us we can’t have nice vacuum cleaners anymore. According to the papers, the maximum power for things that keep our homes nice and clean is to be reduced to 900 watts.
FFS.
Next up will be kettles. Yep, our fast boil kettles will be reduced to those rubbish travel ones that takes about 30 minutes to heat up a small cup of water, by which time you have given up on tea and hit the gin.
Sorry about that. Just lots of fun and stuff happening. Parties, swimming in the sea, that sort of thing.
Still hope to announce something very very important soon.
Stay tuned!
Only at least 95 million killed. Much more than the Nazis, who were also lefties, but for some reason classified as Right Wing.
Click the above for more info.
Anyway, there you go.
And if you want more numbers, check here it’s much much worse.
