Breasts on The NHS

So, how do you feel about having to stump up your cash to bail out some vain women who have had silicone implants which have gone, so sorry, tits up?

Well, me, if you are rich enough to afford fake boobs (which look horrible if you ask me) with the corresponding scars, nipples that have been cut off and re-stitched somewhere else (forehead?) etc, then you can bloody well pay for them to be fixed yourself.

You didn’t qualify to get them done on the NHS so it’s your bloody bad luck you went with Dave’s Fantastic Tits – Cheap at Half The Price, isn’t it?

Why should the taxpayer pick up the bill? All these talks of “cuts” (of which there aren’t any… – seen the debt clock recently?), do you really want to pay for vacuous bimbos to have their boobs mended over the poor orphans, hungry pensioners and one-legged lesbian basketball enthusiasts? Well?

And for the rest of the plastic surgery nightmares…. pick up the fixme tab yourself, you sad people:

http://www.oddee.com/item_96587.aspx

(WARNING : NOT NICE!)