Global Warming Claptrap

This makes me very angry. All of this is a pile of crap. Let's see now, yes. Climate Change. Conveniently renamed from Global Warming because the planet isn't warming up, so what do the so-called environmental lunatics do? That's right. Change the crisis from global warming to climate change. And now they want to stop the climate changing! How the hell are they going to do that? Haven't they heard of King Canute? This twat believed it possible to somehow stop the tide. He drowned. Or if he didn't, he should've done to show the world what a fool he was.

Check out a few of these links that show how absolutely crazed these green nutters actually are:

Ban dihydrogen monoxide NOW!

How many recycle bins can you cope with?

Environmental Hysteria! Part1, Part2, Part3.

And this too.

Notice all these types (especially so in the UK) are strangely able to get time off from their jobs to attend rallies, marches, 2 month protests in city centres? What? Jobs? You think they don't have jobs and are Dole Scrounging Scum? My word! Maybe that's the truth!

There are some things that I recommend that you do to counteract these nutjobs:

1. Set fire to old tyres in your garden.
   
2. Eat lots of beans and fart as much as possible.
3. Campaign strongly to get the lazy back to work so they don't annoy you protesting about global warming.
4. Stop paying attention to photos proclaiming to show poor polar bears hanging onto icebergs last week when the photo was taken years ago - and in SUMMER..