What is it with these people? They are approaching a ticket barrier along with hundreds of other plebs and it's only when they physically get to the barrier that their teeny weeny little brains decided to rummage through 2 or more handbags (or, worse still, one of those horrid pull-along suitcases on wheels) for their damned ticket!
I mean, it isn't difficult, is it? Have your bloody ticket in your pocket!
What I think their little brains are doing is as follows:
"Shoes, handbags, shoes, nice dresses, shoes, shoes, ticket barrier approaching, shoes, handbags, hair, does my bum look big in these trousers, shoes, hair, shoes, oh at ticket barrier now what should I do? Shoes, ticket barrier, handbag, hair, hair, shoes, shoes, must find ticket, shoes, hair...." etc